Patrick Cassels

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Patrick Cassels

About Me
Patrick Cassels was born in Poughkeepsie, NY, which is like Paris but with way less museums and way more condemned shopping malls. He studied at SUNY Purchase College in Westchester and joined CollegeHumor in 2007. In his free time, Patrick writes about action movies, discontinued sodas and other vital topics for the Internet.
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December 5th, 2006
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Overheard At The Movies: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 Originals Actor: Overheard At The Movies: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2

At least we turned off our cellphones.

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| 94 comments | July 20, 2011
And The Band Played On (Featuring Weird Al Yankovic) Originals Writer And The Band Played On (Featuring Weird Al Yankovic)

As the ship went down, they kept spirits up. Kind of.

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| 83 comments | July 13, 2011
Hardly Working: Lie Detector Originals Writer / Actor: Hardly Working: Lie Detector

The truth is ugly sometimes. Especially if it's made of polyester.

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| 43 comments | July 05, 2011
Barack Obama's BBQ 2011 Originals Actor: Barack Obama's BBQ 2011

He's got a lot on his plate.

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| 114 comments | July 05, 2011
Hardly Working: Cool English Teacher 3 Originals Actor: Hardly Working: Cool English Teacher 3

The most dangerous mind is an idiot's.

| 104 comments | July 04, 2011
Hardly Working: Sam's Secret Originals Actor: Hardly Working: Sam's Secret

The All Nighter's full of surprises. Some sadder than others.

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| 78 comments | June 30, 2011
5-Second Talent Show (Part 3) Actor: 5-Second Talent Show (Part 3)

It's their last chance for honor. All 5 seconds of it.

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| 14 comments | June 24, 2011
Full Benefits: The Kiss Originals Actor: Pat Full Benefits: The Kiss

Sarah and David realize the sobering truth behind their first hook-up.

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| 76 comments | June 22, 2011
Hardly Working: Wishful Thinking Originals Actor: Hardly Working: Wishful Thinking

Dream a little bigger. Or at all, really.

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| 270 comments | June 20, 2011
5-Second Talent Show (Part 2) Actor: 5-Second Talent Show (Part 2)

Pat and Matt sit down for more incredibly short performances of incredibly weird skills.

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| 8 comments | June 17, 2011
Richard Branson's Airplane Safety Video Originals Writer Richard Branson's Airplane Safety Video

The fanciest airline that is also run by a crazy person.

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| 31 comments | June 16, 2011
Full Benefits: Inside Jokes Originals Actor: Pat Full Benefits: Inside Jokes

Sarah and David are friends, right? RIGHT?

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| 63 comments | June 15, 2011
I'm Such A Nerd (with Katrina Bowden) Originals Actor: I'm Such A Nerd (with Katrina Bowden)

If you want to be her lover, you have to LARP with her friends.

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| 168 comments | June 13, 2011 | +500,000 views
5-Second Talent Show (Part 1) Actor: 5-Second Talent Show (Part 1)

Striving to achieve the impossible in 1/12 of a minute.

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| 14 comments | June 09, 2011
Bad Hostage Negotiator (with Rob Corddry) Originals Actor: Rookie Bad Hostage Negotiator (with Rob Corddry)

He puts the "bad" in "bad-ass."

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| 41 comments | June 06, 2011
Back to the Future Alternate Ending: Biff is Dead Originals Actor: George Back to the Future Alternate Ending: Biff is Dead

He's off to the big DeLorean in the sky.

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| 85 comments | May 24, 2011
Hardly Working: The Treasure Is Our Friendship Originals Actor: Hardly Working: The Treasure Is Our Friendship

It was buried deep inside them.

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| 89 comments | May 23, 2011
Freaks and Gleeks Originals Actor: Narrator Freaks and Gleeks

Just another day at McKinley High.

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| 48 comments | May 19, 2011
Troopers: Secret Message Originals Writer Troopers: Secret Message

She just needs some time to herself.

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| 45 comments | May 16, 2011
Hardly Working: Suck It Out Originals Actor: Hardly Working: Suck It Out

Suck it up.

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| 46 comments | May 09, 2011