Luckily, mom hasn't commented on the group my friends have made called, "I've bone Brent's mom".
December 6th, 2006
Windows is running slow, try pumping it.
We were drivin through Columbia and some crazy guy with a lightsaber jumped out of the car and started attacking an Escape with a lightsaber. I guess it just ins't safe to drive anywhere these days.
we ripped apart 300 phone books in Yagermeister's room while he was out getting whitecastle without us. He'll never do that again.