Mike

Member Since: December 15th, 2006

This looks like the poster for an raunchy 80's comedy about two guys trying to get laid. Sorry guy on the right, you're the sidekick.

picture This looks like the poster for an raunchy 80's comedy about two guys trying to get laid. Sorry guy on the right, you're the sidekick.

Ugh, white limousines are so tacky.

picture Ugh, white limousines are so tacky.

Marissa Miller sleeps naked, do you?

picture Marissa Miller sleeps naked, do you?

Someone get Marissa Miller an ipod shuffle.

picture Someone get Marissa Miller an ipod shuffle.

Brown bathing suits are great for hiding poop stains.

picture Brown bathing suits are great for hiding poop stains.

Oh my god I hope they are stuck together for some reason.

picture Oh my god I hope they are stuck together for some reason.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

picture Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

To caption this picture I brought in Blossom's own Joey Lawrence... "Whoa."

picture To caption this picture I brought in Blossom's own Joey Lawrence... "Whoa."

I don't see what anyone can see in anything else, but boobs.

picture I don't see what anyone can see in anything else, but boobs.

Hulkamania lives!

picture Hulkamania lives!

Thank you sir, may I have YET another?

picture Thank you sir, may I have YET another?

They're on Spring Break, we can see their butts, everybody wins.

picture They're on Spring Break, we can see their butts, everybody wins.

"Sorry girls :( Kerry's alright but Bush is better..."

picture "Sorry girls :( Kerry's alright but Bush is better..."

Hey sir, do you have a second? Can you take our picture?

picture Hey sir, do you have a second? Can you take our picture?

Happy Spring Break everybody!

picture Happy Spring Break everybody!

When a guy shows someone his ass, it's an insult. When a girl does it, it's awesome.

picture When a guy shows someone his ass, it's an insult. When a girl does it, it's awesome.

Did you ever notice how much butts can look like cleavage? Kinda makes you think...

picture Did you ever notice how much butts can look like cleavage? Kinda makes you think...

My guess is the guy who now gets to check if she's wearing panties is the one who filed the complaint.

picture My guess is the guy who now gets to check if she's wearing panties is the one who filed the complaint.

If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?

picture If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?

Does the sideboob come with the pool?

picture Does the sideboob come with the pool?

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