http://www.collegehumor.com/user/222343 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /picture/3398663 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3398663/the-cheeramid Thu, 01 May 2008 20:25:45 -0400 /picture/3368576 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3368576/that-guys-creepin Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:28:23 -0400 /picture/3028516 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3028516 Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:06:02 -0400 /picture/3007520 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3007520 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:45:51 -0400 /article/3006996 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3006996/your-favorite-tv-characters-itunes-celebrity-playlists Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:46:44 -0400

Jack Shepherd from LOST:


“Jungleland” by Bruce Springsteen

“The Island” by The Decemberists
...]]> /article/3001579 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3001579/a-letter-from-my-toilet Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:37:14 -0400 Dear Andy,


You're an asshole!


Love,

The Toilet

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Oh no, its happening again! Why? I don't get why we have these things. I bet girls have it easy. Apparently they just pee out of their buttholes because Ricky Jones, he's like, the coolest kid in school, snuck into the girls bathroom and said they all pee sitting down. Well what am I supposed to do? I cant pee now. It would go everywhere. There's got to be some mathematical equation for this. It just doesn't make sense. Its so…soft all the time and then, boom, hard.
...]]> /article/2916026 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2916026/choose-your-own-adventure Mon, 17 Sep 2007 23:50:45 -0400 Its Friday night in (INSERT TOWN HERE) at (INSERT SCHOOL HERE). What are your plans?


A) Pre-game in a friend’s room and call other people to see where the party is?

B) See that play you need to write a review on for your Intro to Theatre class?
...]]> /article/2878931 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2878931/this-year-is-going-to-be-different Tue, 04 Sep 2007 00:44:13 -0400

Sophomore Greg Zudinsky's claims on why this year will be different


Hey man. This year is going to be different. I'm a sophomore now, man. All the freshman girls are going to love me. That's why I'm staying at Thompson Hall again. Yeah guys, I know that Thompson is the main freshman dorm and all the sophomores who live there are kind of weird, but not me. I'm going to have an awesome time. I could be like, their mentor. Show 'em how to drink. Plus chicks dig older guys.
...]]> /article/2265658 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2265658/a-conversation-with-your-inner-rapist Wed, 08 Aug 2007 14:04:16 -0400

Setting: A small cafe. You sit there, nursing a hangover with a cup of black coffee. Your inner rapist enters and sits across from you


RAPIST: Wild night, I see.
...]]> /article/1153957 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1153957/bad-graduation-gift-ideas Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:36:22 -0400 A Briefcase: Oh, thanks Uncle Frank. You getting me this briefcase ensures that I’m supposed to work the same 9-5 office job that you've worked for that last 25 years while complaining about it and cheating on my wife with my secretary. (Sorry Aunt Jane)



“Planet Earth” on DVD: Am I that hard to shop for? How long did it take you to pick this out at Wal-Mart? Do you think that all I do is get high and watch the Discovery Channel? Well guess what, I DO! F*ck you for stereotyping.
...]]> /picture/1083495 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/1083495/jesus-is-the-boss Wed, 23 May 2007 17:43:27 -0400 /article/993789 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/993789/fill-in-the-blanks-finals-edition Tue, 01 May 2007 01:38:36 -0400 Well, its finals week here at University of 1. I was studying super hard for

2 101 but I just couldn't cram it into my 3. I watched TV for little bit, but all that was on was a marathon of 4. My 5 test on Thursday will be really tough, but I bet I can get the answers from 6. I ca...]]> /article/953381 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/953381/whats-going-to-happen-to-my-relationship Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:36:18 -0400 Hey high school seniors! Well, its that time of year to start thinking about how much your life is going to change when you go off to college. I’m here to tell you how much your relationship will change if you and your girlfriend go to different schools. Luckily, I have a lot knowledge on this subject.



If your girlfriend goes to school in the Northeast:
...]]> /picture/946963 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/946963/oh-my-god Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:33:18 -0400 /article/893982 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/893982/fill-in-the-blanks Fri, 13 Apr 2007 00:30:56 -0400 So, last night I was 1 this chick and she ____2____. So I left, and I went Chad's house and we played_____3_____. Then around midnight, Chad went into the closet to get the ____4____ and we had fun with that for like an hour. I left after that and went to a pizza place where I ordered a ____5____. After I finished that, I got a call from Lindsey about a huge 6 on the edge of town. At the 7, I met this chick that could ____8____ and I wasn't weirded out by it. So I went back to my place with her and we ____9____ with a spoon for awhile, but then she ____10____ and had to leave so I told her to ____11____ in the morning, but I hope I never see her again. In the morning I ____12____ with a ____13____ and then played some xbox. I think I'll change my major to _____14_____ studies before next semester. One hell of a weekend.
...]]> /article/788454 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/788454/the-adventures-of-skip-bradley-ra-on-duty---episode-dos Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:19:35 -0400 1:12am March 18th 2007

Abel Hall, University of Nebraska-Lincoln


I, Resident Assistant Bradley, responded to a call from the RD about a noise complaint on the 2nd floor (The ROTC floor). I arrived on the floor to see a resident passed out on the floor in military fatigues in the middle of the doorway, pants around his ankles with his behind in the air. Resident Assistant Faulk, the male RA on the floor said that there was a suspicion of drinking in room 244. I told RA Faulk to attend to the passed out resident on the floor. I knocked on room 244 and could here Nickelback’s “Far away” blasting from the stereo.
...]]> /article/755002 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/755002/spoiler-alert Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:03:25 -0400

And now I'll spoil a bunch of movies because I love you so much (LOOK AWAY if you don't want to know):


The Titanic sinks at the end!
...]]> /article/725280 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/725280/the-adventures-of-skip-bradley-ra-on-duty---ep-1 Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:55:45 -0500 11:31pm March 1st, 2007

Abel Hall, University of Nebraska-Lincoln



Resident Williams reported to me that he was “bitch slapped” by resident Jameson in the fourth floor lounge during a heated game of “Dungeons & Dragons”. Resident Williams was the “Dungeon Master” master for this game and did not grant resident Jameson the opportunity to “level up” to a level 5 Druid with +4 charisma. Resident Jameson said that that wasn’t fair and demanded that Williams let him level up. Williams then said to “stop being a whiny peasant” and to shut up and play the game or he’ll have him “exiled to the 7th dungeon of Malafore”. Resident Jameson then took a Bawls energy drink and threw it in resident Williams’ face.
...]]> /picture/465063 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/465063/meh-theyre-everywhere-on-campus Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:47:39 -0500