Mr Kreeg

Mr Kreeg

About Me
Ten Commandments of Kreegism:
1. I am the Kreeg, your Mr. You shall have no other Kreegs before me. (they weren't quick enough to dodge the coat hanger).

2. You shall not make for yourself an idol, unless it be made of coat hangers and rusty knives.

3.You shall not misuse the name Kreeg. Okay uses include, Fuck you Kreeg, You were a mistake Kreeg and Is it in yet, Kreeg??

4. Remember the Abortion Day by keeping it holy. ie only on wednesday girls, consider it the antithesis of Hump Day.

5. Honor your father and mother...fuck that, they didn't want you in the first place. Punch your mom and slap your dad on the ass while screaming "I made it you bastards! Blow me! Whoooo!"

6. You shall not murder (with a fist, coat hanger, knife, etc.) Use the morning after pill for those little oopsie daisies!

7. Remember to bob and weave in the womb. It makes you harder to hit. Also, adultery is why you're here. Your mom...huge whore. Talk to her about it.

8. Steal from your parents. They're bastards anyway, see above for proof.

9. Maybe I should only have 8 commandments...false testimony is for chumps.

10. It's okay to want other people's stuff, like their life or their siblings, I don't have either because of coat hangers...

Now go forth and spread the gospel.
Member Since
December 22nd, 2006
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| 7 comments | April 27, 2007
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| 1 comment | April 25, 2007
Dirty Sex Acts article Dirty Sex Acts

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| 2 comments | April 20, 2007
The Morning After: Pill article The Morning After: Pill

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| 3 comments | April 18, 2007
Kellogg's Hates You article Kellogg's Hates You

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| 3 comments | April 16, 2007
Rainy Day article Rainy Day

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| 4 comments | April 15, 2007
Friday the 13th article Friday the 13th

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| 1 comment | April 13, 2007
Broken Winds can exceed 30mph. picture Broken Winds can exceed 30mph.

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| 7 comments | March 25, 2007
Check the ethnicity section. picture Check the ethnicity section.

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| 34 comments | March 05, 2007
It always gives me wood. picture It always gives me wood.

Dykes, a lumber company on 44th and 9th Ave. New York IS liberal.

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| Be the first to comment! | February 21, 2007
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Horehound just seemed like a funny name for candy. Found them at Cracker Barrel somewhere in the South.

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| 3 comments | February 09, 2007
Graceland Horses picture Graceland Horses

It's the sign by the horse pasture at Graceland.

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| 1 comment | February 09, 2007