CollegeHumor: Mr Kreeg http://www.collegehumor.com/user/226045 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3954414 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3954414/how-to-get-any-guy-to-sleep-with-you How to Get Any Guy to Sleep with You Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:34:25 -0400 1. Be attractive


2. Ask him to sleep with you.



This is in response to "How to Get Any Girl to Sleep with You" (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772299)

]]> /article/3601292 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3601292/simplified-debates Simplified Debates. Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:46:11 -0400 Presidential Debates



Obama:  I'm for change.  I'll cut taxes for 95% of the population.

McCain:  He's black.

Obama:  I'm not Bush's puppet.

McCain:  Seriously.  That isn't a tan.

...]]> /article/3523962 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3523962/jersey-fight-club Jersey Fight Club Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:44:51 -0400




Recently our anthropolgy experts discovered the scene of an intense neanderthal-like battle outside this local watering-hole, known to the juveniles as a "bar" or "pub". From the forensic evidence left here our experts can re-create the exact skirmish that occurred between two Guidious Maximus. Truly a fascinating discovery!
...]]> /article/3516663 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3516663/robert-palmer-intervention Robert Palmer Intervention Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:44:38 -0400




Robert Palmer comes home to find a small group of friends and family in his home.


RP:  Hey guys!  C'mere and give me a hug!  Is this a party or what??
...]]> /article/3458087 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3458087/coincidence-of-the-millenium Coincidence of the Millenium Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:46:27 -0400 Friday, June 13th 2008


R. Kelly Acquitted of Child Pornography Charges

Tim Russert Dies of Heart Attack

]]> /article/3374690 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3374690/oh-the-articles-i-read Oh, The Articles I Read Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:27:59 -0400 How many times have you come to a favorite website recently only to read the following types of user submitted articles?  They're the best, aren't they?


The LOLAnything Article:


This article involves all the thought of a Google image search and the ability to write captions like an autistic three year old with cerebral palsy.  "I iz dumbin' u dwn!" If stock photos plus bad grammar give your funny bone a hard on, look no further than these atrocities.  LOLCats, LOLJesus, LOLSanta, etc.  The ultimate article version of this will be LOLFacebook.  It will go "National" and have 22 likes before it hits the front page, at which time it will get another 40 likes as people reminisce about an internet sensation from years ago.  Nostalgia!  These articles are less likely to make me LOL and more likely to DI (Die Inside).
...]]> /article/3370614 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3370614/b-movie-gunfight 'B' Movie Gunfight Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:55:28 -0400 Three men in red and black army uniforms are crouching behind a wooden crate.  An Officer, Stevenson and Thug #6.  Other men in similar uniforms are firing automatic weapons at a group of cardboard boxes.  A muscular man in a black tanktop pops out from behind the boxes and picks the soldiers off one by one.  He never misses.


Officer: Are the initial reports right, Stevenson?
...]]> /article/3370556 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3370556/what-road-house-taught-me What 'Road House' Taught Me Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:11:35 -0400
1. Above all, be nice. If someone calls me a name, be nice. Dalton will let me know when it's time not to be nice.


2. Pain don't hurt.


3. Despite what movies, videogames, professional boxing and the UFC say, no one ever wins a fight.
...]]> /article/3342065 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3342065/hitlers-failed-pickup-lines Hitler's Failed Pickup Lines Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:29:57 -0400 The Reich line will get you any girl, unless you're a cad.  Hitler was able to conquer most of Europe but he constantly failed when it came to getting girls.  Here's a couple of his "better" attempts…

/picture/3341837 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3341837/the-future-of-pizza-delivery The Future of Pizza Delivery Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:23:52 -0400 /article/3333187 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3333187/what-point-break-taught-me What 'Point Break' Taught Me Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:38:01 -0400
1. In real life, Gary Busey is insane. In movies, Gary Busey "acts" to become normal. He is the Superman/Clark Kent of actors.


2. The greatest swells come every 50 years.
...]]> /article/3266083 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3266083/god-darn-it God Darn It! Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:18:13 -0500 A man finds himself in Heaven. A loud voice booms down from above.


Voice: Hello Bill! Welcome to Heaven.


Bill: Thanks! Great to be here. Who are you?


Voice: It's me, God.


Bill: Oh. Cool. I guess.


God: You guess?


Bill: Well, I did pray to you, a lot. And you never answered.
...]]> /article/3249914 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3249914/things-not-to-say-on-valentines-day Things not to say on Valentine's Day Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:59:33 -0500 1.  My heart is yours.  Literally, here, take it, it's getting blood all over my pan——


2.  I'm a ladykiller.  No, really.  My trunk?  Full of body parts.


3.  Happy VD!


4.  I want to be with you forever, even if it means crawling in your coffin with your cold, lifeless, corpse.


...]]> /article/3245934 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3245934/how-video-games-changed-my-life How Video Games Changed My Life Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:01:00 -0500 Man, when I was younger, video games totally changed my life. There was nothing they couldn't make better. Not a day went by that I couldn't use video games to improve my life.


I totally didn't study for the SATs…but it was cool, I just whipped out Brain Age and Brain Age Deuce, "trained my brain" for fifteen minutes, scored a 1600. No big deal.
...]]> /picture/3127954 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3127954/i-caught-me-a-freshman I caught me a freshman! Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:09:49 -0500 /article/3127796 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3127796/how-pop-culture-will-get-you-through-finals How Pop Culture Will Get You Through Finals Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:21:24 -0500 Ah, that horrible time of year where the temperature drops to the Arctic tundra levels that make you question if you're still a man. And finals. For some this will be a first time thing. For others with access to vodka and Tylenol PM, a last time thing. But stop fretting my lil' apple fritters and take heed of my advice. Here's some quick ways to use this year's pop culture to get out of taking your finals or get an extension without taking enzyte!
...]]> /article/3124569 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3124569/for-those-about-to-rockwe-warn-you For Those About to Rock...We Warn You! Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:47:00 -0500







Day 1:



My friend purchased Rock Band and called me telling me I HAD to meet him at work when he got off since he and two of my friends were going to his place to play it.We went to his place and picked our instruments. Eric was on drums because it was his game and that’s what he wanted. I took lead guitar because I had the most guitar hero experience. Steve was on bass and we made Jeff the singer…because he’s gay and therefore has the best voice. He prayed for Cher songs.


...]]> /article/3113608 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3113608/a-naughty-kids-christmas-list A Naughty Kid's Christmas List Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:00:44 -0500



1. A White Power Christmas!


2. A bullet holey night.


3. A piece of earth to hit good men.


4. Baby Jesus' tears.
...]]> /video/3049694 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3049694/sound-borat Sound Borat Wed, 07 Nov 2007 13:21:44 -0500 /article/3008337 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3008337/diy-costumes DIY Costumes Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:16:51 -0400 This time of year everyone is getting their Halloween Costumes ready. But maybe you don't have any ideas. Here's a couple Do-It-Yourself costume ideas for those of you that don't have any ideas.


Hitler: Grow the mustache, wear a brown shirt and boots. Chastise some Jews, Gypsies or Homosexuals. (really it's the mustache and the inclusion of Gypsies into your normal ostracisation routine that'll let everyone know what your costume is.)
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