Eddy

Eddy

About Me
I am the only surviving member of either army at the battle of Thermopylae. I invented both peanut butter and bifocals. The movie "The Terminator" is loosely based on my exploits. My first words were "They stompin the yard, where you from?" I thought it was awesome when the crazy Nip/Tuck babysitter got hit by a bus. I feel that flipping people off is only 100% satisfying if you shove your middle finger into their face. Lastly, I am more than confident that Jack Bauer would wreck Chuck Norris if he wasn't too busy shooting people's wives and eating people's necks.

The End.
Member Since
December 29th, 2006
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