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Those balls definitely look inflamed, that's for sure.

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And they said our Arts and Crafts skills wouldn't amount to anything! We showed them; we showed them ALL!!!

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"I was wrapped in this so my friends could drag me in the snow and I would slide. Best and most awesome idea ever. Try this at home."

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This is what happens to trolls when they become ashamed of their nakedness and lose their eyesight.

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"Nobody wants to be Peter Criss. Not even Peter Criss wants to be Peter Criss."

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"He was the only one in his school who was allowed to stay in blackface. They even let him keep the fake marijuana and cocaine baggies he had strapped to his belt."

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Tried by many, achieved by few.

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Straight from Aurora Public Access to do your gardening needs.

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Hell of an offer, don'tcha think?

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It just makes you wonder if it's more hair than mayo, or more mayo than hair.

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This is the true story of Nintendo and Sega joining forces.

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Funny enough, the guy on the right is also a guitarist who's obsessed with Mars Volta. He thought he didn't look like him.

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My friend thinks he looks nothing like Les Claypool of Primus fame. Judge for yourself.

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