CollegeHumor: Your Parents http://www.collegehumor.com/user/237378 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/2644642 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2644642/last-minute-advice Last Minute Advice Mon, 20 Aug 2007 17:05:29 -0400


Dad: Son, your mother and I are very proud of you. You're a smart and capable young man. Just remember that it's okay to date girls, but don't start going steady unless you're both ready for a lot more responsibility.
...]]> /article/1152546 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1152546/adulthood-is-basically-childhood Adulthood is Basically Childhood Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:42:17 -0400

Hello, sweetie! We know that you've been worried lately about making the transition from your carefree days of youth to the frightening "real world" of adulthood. But listen — it's no big deal. Grown-ups are just like kids, and for everything you miss about childhood, there's a parallel in the adult world. For example:



Childhood Adulthood
Super Soakers Mace
Jack-in-the-Box Car Bomb
Tag AIDS
Hide and Seek Guerrilla Warfare
Strep Throat Colon Cancer
Detention Prison
Red Rover Escaping from Prison
Home Run Derby Taking Steroids
Our '93 Honda Accord Your '93 Honda Accord
Bumper Cars Drunk Driving
Playground Fights Decision 2008
Nickelodeon Super Toy Run The Lottery
Us, Your Parents Us, Your Dead Parents
Laughing at Farts Laughing at Farts
The Board Game "Life" Life

...]]> /article/238389 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/238389/a-frank-and-honest-discussion-about-our-sex-life A Frank And Honest Discussion About Our Sex Life Fri, 05 Jan 2007 14:05:53 -0500 Mom: Have a seat on the couch, honey. There’s something your father and I would like to talk to you about. And for once, it’s not your grades!



Dad: Barbara, please. Anyway, we were talking, and look – we know you’re having sex. You’re in college. I had sex with tons of women in college.

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