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...]]> /article/3092823 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3092823/heroes-morning-after-112607 Heroes Morning After 11.26.07 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:35:52 -0500


Sorry for the delay on this, I am a lazy POS.



Again this episode was decent, but I am more excited about next week’s. I have to stop watching promos, because I find myself saying the same thing week in and week out. I am glad some people started dying, or at least getting punched in the face.
...]]> /article/3080109 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3080109/morning-after-heroes-111907 Morning After Heroes 11.19.07 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:24:07 -0500



Action! Adventure! Romance! Mastering Powers! Revenge! Resurrection!

Last episode had it all. I really enjoyed it, we are unveiling some secrets, and people are dying (at least for a short period of time).
...]]> /article/3063302 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3063302/morning-after-heroes-111207 Morning After Heroes 11.12.07 Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:54:21 -0500




The show was back in full swing last week, and now it seemed to be slowing down. Though from the looks of it, next week should pick up. I am a huge fan of the ‘fill in lost time’ device in TV and movies. It is really fun to see what has happened in a retroactive way. In this instance it seemed like they were pretty far along in the season and realized they took a lot of liberties and were like let’s jump back and clear some of this up.


...]]> /article/3046866 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3046866/heroes-the-morning-after-110507 Heroes The Morning After 11/05/07 Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:25:52 -0500


Stuff happened! I am right back on the Heroes train. I am excited there is a lot of great stuff going on. Battles in the mindfield, making out while sharing headphones, Mohinder torn between sides, Peter traveling through dimensions. This is really starting to take off. I don’t want the season to end, I want to watch it on DVD, so that I don’t have to wait and I can fast forward through all the nothing.
...]]> /article/3027717 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3027717/morning-after-heroes-102907 Morning After Heroes 10.29.07 Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:44:25 -0400
Sorry that I took so long to get this in, but the main reason for that is, because I was just not excited to watch this show. I was so nonplus about this that I watched The Marine with John Cena. I am not about to say I liked that movie, because I didn’t at all. I knew full well what I was getting into and I still went for it over Heroes. I know last week everyone of the commenters was up in arms about me saying I didn’t like the episode, and that I shouldn’t be writing these articles if I don’t like the show. I will defend my stance by saying I loved the show, I use to love, and I still want to love it. I feel like I am at the end of the relationship with a really hot girl, who is spending so much time with ‘an old friend’ and I just stick around because she will get over it, and their will be more action sequences and people using their powers, and us renting movies together to watch.
...]]> /article/3007443 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3007443/heroes-102207 Heroes 10.22.07 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:23:10 -0400
I must admit, this is a painstaking writing assignment. I can barely tune in to Heroes anymore. I am not excited by it, it’s been how many episodes and nothing has really happened. Still we wait, because Kring did this to us last year. He let us go a couple of episodes of boring stuff and then Bamf! Hits us with some awesome. Instead the ‘cliffhangers’ and ‘suspense’ and ‘interesting moments’ are all so lame. Fine introduce more characters with similar powers that will arbitrarily connect and we are supposed to be excited.
...]]> /article/2990832 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2990832/morning-after-heroes-101507 Morning After Heroes 10.15.07 Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:58:28 -0400


A full episode without Hiro or Peter, that kind of bothered me. It made the episode seem to move a little slow, though there was enough interesting stuff, to not make me tune in to The Hills. The most exciting part of the episode was Sylar, or Gabriel Gray. Sylar is great, he seems to be so creepy, but he is at it his creepiest when he is trying to be fake endearing. It works so well. When he says ‘Oh Golly’ or ‘I know Dr. Suresh,’ makes my skin crawl.


...]]> /article/2973104 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2973104/heroes-morning-after-100907 Heroes Morning After 10.09.07 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:51:43 -0400

Finally, the show is starting to look up and up, though again nothing really happened. This episode featured something that TV shows rarely have any more, characters making decisions. I know this may seem like a far out concept from fans of a show like Lost, where nobody ever decides anything or shares information.


...]]> /article/2956156 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2956156/the-morning-after-heroes-100107 The Morning After Heroes 10.01.07 Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:18:28 -0400

The Haitian is back baby! Prepare for creepiness and subtle racism. I wonder if he will get a job at copy kingdom too? Is Mohinder’s boss, Needlenose Ned, Ned the Head, Ned Ryerson from Groundhog’s Day? I believe so. He looks so familiar, its not listed as him on IMDB, but I trust my gut.
...]]> /article/2938801 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2938801/morning-after-heroes-92407 Morning After Heroes 9.24.07 Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:56:01 -0400
So we’re back. I didn’t realize how much I missed this show, it’s like that hot ex-girlfriend that you see out at the bar six months later and realize how good you had it. I thought I was fine without the show, but seeing it again at happy hour made me realize that it is way better than wanking off. Now for a little character catch up.
...]]> /article/1078473 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1078473/morning-after-heroes-52107 Morning After Heroes 5.21.07 Tue, 22 May 2007 11:16:44 -0400


The Finale(tdown)



Ok so I am bit disappointed, and I hope that I am not the only one who is. The finale was a bit of a letdown, maybe because the two lead-up episodes were pretty fantastic, but this was weak nonetheless.
...]]> /article/1053085 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1053085/the-morning-after-heroes-51407 The Morning After Heroes 5.14.07 Tue, 15 May 2007 11:30:09 -0400

Penultimate Episode!



There is nothing I love saying more than the word penultimate though all it really means is second to last. If you told your friends you came in penultimate in the office 5K fun run, they would be super impressed, but you were just really one place away from DFL.
...]]> /article/1021920 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1021920/heroes-5707 Heroes 5.7.07 Tue, 08 May 2007 01:44:47 -0400



Overall I thought the episode was one of the lesser ones (though ti could be because I am watching it, and writing this super late. I am really excited for the rest of the season that’s for sure.
...]]> /article/995138 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/995138/the-morning-after-heroes-43007 The Morning After Heroes 4.30.07 Tue, 01 May 2007 11:36:56 -0400

Last nights Heroes was awesometacular, I really really enjoyed it. I was generally surprised that Nathan was actually Sylar! I had no idea, that moment when he had Claire in his study, he was acting so creepy. He was most certainly not acting the way a father should, that hug lingered on for just enough for me to report him to child services.
...]]> /article/955924 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/955924/the-morning-after-heroes-42307 The Morning After Heroes 4.23.07 Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:08:17 -0400



Wow the long wait is finally over; the whole gang is coming back. It’s scary how easy it is to totally forget about a show while it is off for 4 weeks, I have terrible ADD and I wonder if these surprise visits from the Haitian have anything to do with it. Oh well.
...]]> /article/723424 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/723424/the-morning-after-heroes-35 The Morning After Heroes (3/5) Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:49:13 -0500

Not as great as last week, but still on the up and up. I would of course still watch this show no matter how bad it got (I mean, I am still watching Studio 60). It’s hard to talk about this show in a positive light, because they did something that pissed me off so much right at the top. Why put featuring Malcom McDowell at the end of the credits, now we know who is playing Linderman. I know SAG has some regulations about credits, but they maintained the suspense for the whole season, they didn’t have another six minutes in them? I know the reveal of Linderman didn’t even end up being a big deal, but I am a huge fan of Clockwork Orange, so it is good to see that Alex DeLarge is getting work.
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