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Alex Schmidt

Alex Schmidt

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About Me

Writer, editor, GIF-maker, stand-up comic, Internet prompt filler-outer.

Member Since

January 8th, 2007

Website

http://alexschmidty.com

This Week In History: September 14th-20th, 2109 A.D. Article This Week In History: September 14th-20th, 2109 A.D.
This Week on the History Channel's Misleadingly Titled Comedies Article This Week on the History Channel's Misleadingly Titled Comedies
Teddy Roosevelt Shops at the Abercrombie & Fitch of Today Article Teddy Roosevelt Shops at the Abercrombie & Fitch of Today
Sarah Palin Spends Some Newfound Free Time On Sporcle.com Article Sarah Palin Spends Some Newfound Free Time On Sporcle.com
There's Orientation, and then there's Semester At Sea Orientation Article There's Orientation, and then there's Semester At Sea Orientation
I Still Want Credit For My Internship At Jurassic Park Article I Still Want Credit For My Internship At Jurassic Park
Similarities Between An Incoming College Freshman and One of the Settlers of Jamestown Colony Article Similarities Between An Incoming College Freshman and One of the Settlers of Jamestown Colony
Las Vegas: Your Aunt Marjorie Style Article Las Vegas: Your Aunt Marjorie Style
Decline and FAIL of the Roman Empire Article Decline and FAIL of the Roman Empire
You can't NOT get that Hindi text tattoo now. Picture You can't NOT get that Hindi text tattoo now.
Play with this food and you'll be at it for hours. Picture Play with this food and you'll be at it for hours.
The first version, "You Can't Drive And Throw At The Same Time," was much less financially successful. Picture The first version, "You Can't Drive And Throw At The Same Time," was much less financially successful.
Ugh, mom, I wanted the Irrigation Legos, not the Urban Infrastructure Legos. Picture Ugh, mom, I wanted the Irrigation Legos, not the Urban Infrastructure Legos.
Ugliest hood ornament I've ever seen. Picture Ugliest hood ornament I've ever seen.
"I love how our dad owns Toys 'R' Us." Picture "I love how our dad owns Toys 'R' Us."
I guess it's Hockey Night, Brilliant Sight Gag Night, and Non-Sequitur Night in Canada. Picture I guess it's Hockey Night, Brilliant Sight Gag Night, and Non-Sequitur Night in Canada.
The greatest boy in America. Picture The greatest boy in America.
Guns are fine though. Picture Guns are fine though.
For sale: two-door, two-seater coupe. Picture For sale: two-door, two-seater coupe.
But none of them had a dictionary. Picture But none of them had a dictionary.
Light beer? Such a pussy. Picture Light beer? Such a pussy.
Ferris wheels are a lot more fun than I remember. Installing naked girls was a good improvement. Picture Ferris wheels are a lot more fun than I remember. Installing naked girls was a good improvement.
Everybody thought the van was unsinkable too. Picture Everybody thought the van was unsinkable too.
Arnold from The Magic School Bus gets his Yearbook Signed Article Arnold from The Magic School Bus gets his Yearbook Signed
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