Elijah Essex

Elijah Essex

About Me
I like pancakes.
Member Since
January 8th, 2007
Website
http://I like pancakes.com
She looks like she's got a little demon in her. picture She looks like she's got a little demon in her.
Just the right amount of everything and everyone was covered to make this picture awesome. picture Just the right amount of everything and everyone was covered to make this picture awesome.
I wonder what kind of super powers it has... picture I wonder what kind of super powers it has...
Wasn't there another 'Dear Jessica' letter? picture Wasn't there another 'Dear Jessica' letter?
He forked up pretty bad on this one. picture He forked up pretty bad on this one.
In other, less important news, the new leader of the free world was elected yesterday. picture In other, less important news, the new leader of the free world was elected yesterday.
Don't be fooled, he's a child prodigy. picture Don't be fooled, he's a child prodigy.
Crashing into a house sucks. Crashing into a house and onto someone's Ferrari 360 Modena really, really, really sucks a lot dude. picture Crashing into a house sucks. Crashing into a house and onto someone's Ferrari 360 Modena really, really, really sucks a lot dude.
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Liked on Tuesday, January 29th 2008
Prank War: The Yankee Prankee Originals Prank War: The Yankee Prankee
"My two hot ass friends from high school (I think you guys should post this) WARNING: HOT BITCHES MAKING OUT" picture "My two hot ass friends from high school (I think you guys should post this) WARNING: HOT BITCHES MAKING OUT"
"We made our costumes out of real army uniforms. Two of of them are the jackets, and the other two are the leftovers from the jackets." picture "We made our costumes out of real army uniforms. Two of of them are the jackets, and the other two are the leftovers from the jackets."
"How about best ass with a seatbelt?" picture "How about best ass with a seatbelt?"
Liked on Monday, July 2nd 2007
Dramatic Chipmunk video Dramatic Chipmunk
How many drinks do you think I'll need to order to sleep with you? Six? Seven? picture How many drinks do you think I'll need to order to sleep with you? Six? Seven?
Pretty nice picture, but I couldn't help but notice she's wearing underwear. picture Pretty nice picture, but I couldn't help but notice she's wearing underwear.
If this isn't Jessica Simpson, it should be. picture If this isn't Jessica Simpson, it should be.
"Our own version of the Water Babies Sun Screen ad." And we thank you for doing so, Caitlin. picture "Our own version of the Water Babies Sun Screen ad." And we thank you for doing so, Caitlin.
How funky is your chicken, how horrified is your That Guy? picture How funky is your chicken, how horrified is your That Guy?
I like how underwear is the new outerwear. picture I like how underwear is the new outerwear.