David Collins

David Collins

About Me
David Collins is a compulsive Facebook/MySpace checker that periodically contemplates deleting all evidence of his existence. He frequently dines at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, even when he's forgotten his overused credit card and has to do infinite dishes. He also plays text based games online, even when the ones with the fancy pictures are awful purty.
Member Since
August 17th, 2007
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If Third Graders Used Juicy Campus article If Third Graders Used Juicy Campus
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Caption Contest: Orientation Edition article Caption Contest: Orientation Edition
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If Slang Were More Accurate article If Slang Were More Accurate
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Issue #78 article Issue #78
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Back-to-School: A Video Primer article Back-to-School: A Video Primer
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The First RA article The First RA
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