Kris

Kris

Member Since

January 9th, 2007

Contributions

Picture That guy

Yeah, I understand how clown cars work.

Picture Yeah, I understand how clown cars work.

Vacations in foreign countries: There you are, having fun with your family when a fucking ninja appears from under the water and kills you all!!!!

Picture Vacations in foreign countries: There you are, having fun with your family when a fucking ninja appears from under the water and kills you all!!!!

Opportunity: Because earning it, is for suckas

Picture Opportunity: Because earning it, is for suckas

Electricians: Some countries have them, others fail.

Picture Electricians: Some countries have them, others fail.

Epic boobs: Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds

Picture Epic boobs: Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds

Swords: You don't bring them to gunfights

Picture Swords: You don't bring them to gunfights

Mom's minivan: Less conformist than the bus

Picture Mom's minivan: Less conformist than the bus

Elephants: Larger than the moon

Picture Elephants: Larger than the moon

Tool: When you have no style or imagination, just copy your friends

Picture Tool: When you have no style or imagination, just copy your friends

Flexibility: It is almost never, ever over-rated

Picture Flexibility: It is almost never, ever over-rated

Failure: Nothing has ever failed quite as hard as you just did

Picture Failure: Nothing has ever failed quite as hard as you just did

Turbo rotaries: 60% of the time, they work every time

Picture Turbo rotaries: 60% of the time, they work every time

Delicious cake: nom nom nom

Picture Delicious cake: nom nom nom

Chances: Don't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.

Picture Chances: Don't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.

Time: Some people have too much of it

Picture Time: Some people have too much of it

YouTube: Releasing your high school daughter's inner slut since February 2005

Picture YouTube: Releasing your high school daughter's inner slut since February 2005

Viper meets: Because together we have a 10 inch cock

Picture Viper meets: Because together we have a 10 inch cock

Smoking: When cancer can sometimes be the cure and not the problem

Picture Smoking: When cancer can sometimes be the cure and not the problem

Surprise buttsex: The best unexpected thing you never knew you needed

Picture Surprise buttsex: The best unexpected thing you never knew you needed

Commitment: When you're beyond screwed, but way too stubborn to care...

Picture Commitment: When you're beyond screwed, but way too stubborn to care...

Picture Passed Out

you guys make a good one

Picture you guys make a good one