CollegeHumor: Jack Klein http://www.collegehumor.com/user/271553 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3471915 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3471915/an-almost-presidential-love-letter An (Almost) Presidential Love Letter Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:28:34 -0400 Dearest Hillary,


There are only two things I can't stop thinking of: global warming, and you. I want to confess like a water-boarded detainee – I love you. We are enemies of the vast right wing conspiracy detained at the Guantanamo of our passion. This secret is my real inconvenient truth.


When I think of you I am inspired to do so many new things, such as wear a bright shirt, or leave a light on overnight. We share so much, you and I: we both lost the presidency just when it was almost in our grasp, we both have worked so hard to protect the environment, and, most importantly, we have both pretended to sleep with your husband.
...]]> /article/2970380 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2970380/how-to-win-an-argument-as-learned-from-my-liberal-arts-education How to Win an Argument (As Learned from my Liberal Arts Education) Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:06:10 -0400 If there’s one thing I’ve learned while arguing, it’s that winning a heatedargument isn’t necessarily so much proving your point as it is disparaging your opponent. Here are a few simple ways to do so.




  • Call Someone Anti-American and/or a Terrorist


It is hard to win an argument when you are fending off charges of being a member of Al-Qaeda. I put this masterful technique to stunning use in my Political Science class, with my un-American traitor adversary relegated to complete and utter failure. One can apply this technique simply by employing the Bush Doctrine – “if you’re not with us, you’re against us” – and using simile to equate terrorists to anyone against America.


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We, members of the platypus species, have

Made an observation

It is just a small matter which concerns
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