Oxnard Montalvorgasm

Oxnard Montalvorgasm

About Me

Oxnard is a junior at the University of Awesome, where he plans on majoring in bear wrestling

Member Since

January 10th, 2007

Contributions

You're wearing it wrong.

Picture You're wearing it wrong.

America on Goatse

Picture America on Goatse

I'm hungry too, but not for food.

Picture I'm hungry too, but not for food.

Satan loves ketchup.

Picture Satan loves ketchup.

Nadia is so lonely...

Picture Nadia is so lonely...

After years of preparation, Stephen Hawking had finally raised his army

Picture After years of preparation, Stephen Hawking had finally raised his army

Picture Peek a boob!

The noblest cause of all...

Picture The noblest cause of all...

For the farmer whose sheep have all run away

Picture For the farmer whose sheep have all run away

Foreigners hate Americans but love American women

Picture Foreigners hate Americans but love American women

Spaniards really take their siestas seriously

Picture Spaniards really take their siestas seriously

Ah, the good ole days

Picture Ah, the good ole days

This month's edition of Cosmo brought to you by Oprah

Picture This month's edition of Cosmo brought to you by Oprah

Better names for the new American Gladiators

Article Better names for the new American Gladiators

Woo 50 point bonus!

Picture Woo 50 point bonus!

Which one of these is not like the other

Picture Which one of these is not like the other

People in Florida are such dicks

Picture People in Florida are such dicks

Something like this could really lower America's crime rate

Picture Something like this could really lower America's crime rate

"There is one thing in this picture that very few people will notice."

Picture "There is one thing in this picture that very few people will notice."

Picture Charging!

i think they called it "the marshmallow express"

Picture i think they called it "the marshmallow express"

i made a list of the best things in the world

Article i made a list of the best things in the world

rednecks are awesome

Picture rednecks are awesome

beer pong=art in fluid motion

Picture beer pong=art in fluid motion

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