Oxnard Montalvorgasm

About Me: Oxnard is a junior at the University of Awesome, where he plans on majoring in bear wrestling
Member Since: January 10th, 2007

They're practically covered in it.

picture They're practically covered in it.

R.I.P. Patrick Sw-

picture R.I.P. Patrick Sw-

Chapter 1: Jesus Was Delightful

picture Chapter 1: Jesus Was Delightful

Don't take anything for granted at Vietnamese restaurants.

picture Don't take anything for granted at Vietnamese restaurants.

Liked on Saturday, September 12th 2009

Study Abroad Ads: Reality vs. Expectations

article Study Abroad Ads: Reality vs. Expectations

by Owen and Ben on September 11, 2009

Karate Kid: Part 22

picture Karate Kid: Part 22

"Everyone give Timmy a round of applause for being a good boy today."

picture "Everyone give Timmy a round of applause for being a good boy today."

Sexy nerd? Now THAT'S an oxymoron!

picture Sexy nerd? Now THAT'S an oxymoron!

Wait, you mean we should NOT pour gasoline everywhere and leave the oven on?!?

picture Wait, you mean we should NOT pour gasoline everywhere and leave the oven on?!?

Make him a martyr again. Honest Abe dares you!

picture Make him a martyr again. Honest Abe dares you!

You should've seen this group of rag tag teenagers set up their tent. Definitely top ten sitcom moment ever.

picture You should've seen this group of rag tag teenagers set up their tent. Definitely top ten sitcom moment ever.

The clerk checks your ID even if you're middle aged, fat and bald.

picture The clerk checks your ID even if you're middle aged, fat and bald.

Deposit used elderly here. Receive fresh, new baby inside.

picture Deposit used elderly here. Receive fresh, new baby inside.

They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.

picture They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.

So that's how Usain Bolt trains for the Olympics.

picture So that's how Usain Bolt trains for the Olympics.

Liked on Saturday, September 5th 2009

Homeschool University

article Homeschool University

by Chase Mitchell on September 4, 2009

Everyone gets the joke accept you.

picture Everyone gets the joke accept you.

Kill two store clerks with one gun.

picture Kill two store clerks with one gun.

Even the old "midget in a panda suit" trick didn't work for Little Albert.

picture Even the old "midget in a panda suit" trick didn't work for Little Albert.

"I hope nobody notices that I've put on green man."

picture "I hope nobody notices that I've put on green man."

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