Oxnard Montalvorgasm

Oxnard Montalvorgasm

About Me
Oxnard is a junior at the University of Awesome, where he plans on majoring in bear wrestling
Member Since
January 10th, 2007
They're to die for. picture They're to die for.
Obviously on his way to a double-looped ramp. picture Obviously on his way to a double-looped ramp.
Commented on Thursday, August 6th 2009
The Morning After More To Love, Episode 1 article The Morning After More To Love, Episode 1

by Goroman on

I wish that was an imprint of my face. picture I wish that was an imprint of my face.
"We can stop doing this when you stop peeing on the rug." picture "We can stop doing this when you stop peeing on the rug."
Cruising for chicks. picture Cruising for chicks.
A great way to enforce the "no bouncing" rule. picture A great way to enforce the "no bouncing" rule.
Hey, you have a little still left in the corner of your mouth. picture Hey, you have a little still left in the corner of your mouth.
It'll be even more accurate when she starts getting wrinkles on her legs. picture It'll be even more accurate when she starts getting wrinkles on her legs.
Now when she lies on her stomach you have something to fondle! picture Now when she lies on her stomach you have something to fondle!
"And mom thought she could keep me from this concert. Pshh. Stupid mom." picture "And mom thought she could keep me from this concert. Pshh. Stupid mom."
Honey, call Child Services. He's going to a foster home. picture Honey, call Child Services. He's going to a foster home.
What kid doesn't go through this phase? It's practically a rite of passage. picture What kid doesn't go through this phase? It's practically a rite of passage.
I see a kid afraid of cooties, a girl challenging her sexuality, and a man about to tackle her. Way to go Hermoine! picture I see a kid afraid of cooties, a girl challenging her sexuality, and a man about to tackle her. Way to go Hermoine!
I want this man to one day run my country. picture I want this man to one day run my country.
The first version, "You Can't Drive And Throw At The Same Time," was much less financially successful. picture The first version, "You Can't Drive And Throw At The Same Time," was much less financially successful.
Liked on Wednesday, July 29th 2009
Collateral Damage article Collateral Damage

by Jim Dunson on

I was wondering when Rosie O'Donnell would start branding. picture I was wondering when Rosie O'Donnell would start branding.
Ugh, mom, I wanted the Irrigation Legos, not the Urban Infrastructure Legos. picture Ugh, mom, I wanted the Irrigation Legos, not the Urban Infrastructure Legos.
Liked on Monday, July 27th 2009
5 Literal Movie Posters article 5 Literal Movie Posters

by Owen Parsons on