Crotch Beard The Pirate

Crotch Beard The Pirate

About Me
I dont have a bio, I'm such a jerk.
Member Since
September 4th, 2007
Crime doesn't sleep, so I guess that gives the good guys the advantage of being well-rested. picture Crime doesn't sleep, so I guess that gives the good guys the advantage of being well-rested.
Commented on Monday, August 30th 2010
Roommate Confessions: Issue 140 article Roommate Confessions: Issue 140

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Enjoy your extreme fandom while it's still cute, baby. picture Enjoy your extreme fandom while it's still cute, baby.
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Oh, the Places You'll Actually Go! article Oh, the Places You'll Actually Go!

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The New Testament article The New Testament

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Y'know what, just call before. Like, 20 minutes to 6 hours before. Or after. Whatever. picture Y'know what, just call before. Like, 20 minutes to 6 hours before. Or after. Whatever.
Josh's Immune System does not level up. Continues puking Pokeballs. picture Josh's Immune System does not level up. Continues puking Pokeballs.
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Bike Thief Gets Destroyed video Bike Thief Gets Destroyed
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Cleavage Diving Bird video Cleavage Diving Bird
Commented on Wednesday, May 19th 2010
World's Coolest Room video World's Coolest Room
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Liquid Mountaineering video Liquid Mountaineering
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Every Summer Music Festival You've Ever Been To article Every Summer Music Festival You've Ever Been To

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Someone was a little too into NBA JAM growing up. HE'S ON FIRE!!! picture Someone was a little too into NBA JAM growing up. HE'S ON FIRE!!!
Commented on Monday, May 3rd 2010
Death Metal Ke$ha video Death Metal Ke$ha
Actually, LOL first, then call 911. picture Actually, LOL first, then call 911.
And now you know why I have tickets to girls volleyball tournaments. picture And now you know why I have tickets to girls volleyball tournaments.
Liked on Thursday, April 22nd 2010
Epic Rain Delay Theater video Epic Rain Delay Theater
Liked on Tuesday, April 13th 2010
Insane Japanese, Maybe it's a Commercial? I Don't Even Know Anymore video Insane Japanese, Maybe it's a Commercial? I Don't Even Know Anymore
Where we're going, we don't need road(signs). picture Where we're going, we don't need road(signs).