Crotch Beard The Pirate

Crotch Beard The Pirate

About Me

I dont have a bio, I'm such a jerk.

Member Since

September 4th, 2007

Contributions

Yeah, but how cool do they look getting it?

Picture Yeah, but how cool do they look getting it?

Overdraft coverage For The Wolf!!

Picture Overdraft coverage For The Wolf!!

Sorry Amir, this line is for women only.

Picture Sorry Amir, this line is for women only.

They're all pink on the inside. Am I right ladies?!?

Picture They're all pink on the inside. Am I right ladies?!?

Kayaking my way to a summer internship!

Picture Kayaking my way to a summer internship!

This one's funny

Picture This one's funny

Great job on that report. Way to really thicken up and be wider than you are long.

Picture Great job on that report. Way to really thicken up and be wider than you are long.

Cheese that guy has a fat head..

Picture Cheese that guy has a fat head..

Make sure to give him a good scrub down before eating.

Picture Make sure to give him a good scrub down before eating.

Go on. Get ALL the honey.

Picture Go on. Get ALL the honey.

Post something at least mildly comical for a change goddamnit

Picture Post something at least mildly comical for a change goddamnit

They're based on each other. But who came first?

Picture They're based on each other. But who came first?

Picture Mmmz cawk!

The cameraman just turned to stone.

Picture The cameraman just turned to stone.

"Drink up supple children. You need your strength."

Picture "Drink up supple children. You need your strength."

Picture Mmmm beer

Oh so thats what a Poke does

Picture Oh so thats what a Poke does

Her willingness to experiment made it the best gang bang that night!

Picture Her willingness to experiment made it the best gang bang that night!

Next generation beer hat!

Picture Next generation beer hat!

Picture Nuff said.

There was this blind man, right? Man, shhh.. There was this blind man, right? He was feeling his way the street with this stick, alright? Hey, he walk

Picture There was this blind man, right? Man, shhh.. There was this blind man, right? He was feeling his way the street with this stick, alright? Hey, he walk

JIZZED in my pants!

Picture JIZZED in my pants!

I love you bro!!

Picture I love you bro!!

Do a strip tease and see how long it takes him to get a bonner. Whats a bonner?

Picture Do a strip tease and see how long it takes him to get a bonner. Whats a bonner?

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