Crotch Beard The Pirate

About Me: I dont have a bio, I'm such a jerk.
Member Since: September 4th, 2007

There was this blind man, right? Man, shhh.. There was this blind man, right? He was feeling his way the street with this stick, alright? Hey, he walk

picture There was this blind man, right? Man, shhh.. There was this blind man, right? He was feeling his way the street with this stick, alright? Hey, he walk

From Crotch Beard The Pirate

0 likes | 1 comment | August 26, 2009

JIZZED in my pants!

picture JIZZED in my pants!

From Crotch Beard The Pirate

0 likes | Be the first to comment! | July 14, 2009

I love you bro!!

picture I love you bro!!

From Crotch Beard The Pirate

0 likes | Be the first to comment! | July 14, 2009

Do a strip tease and see how long it takes him to get a bonner. Whats a bonner?

picture Do a strip tease and see how long it takes him to get a bonner. Whats a bonner?

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0 likes | Be the first to comment! | May 19, 2009

Equal rights in Europe by 2035!!

picture Equal rights in Europe by 2035!!

From Crotch Beard The Pirate

0 likes | 1 comment | March 05, 2009

Rod Blagojevich will be moving in as soon as he pays the security deposit.

picture Rod Blagojevich will be moving in as soon as he pays the security deposit.

From Crotch Beard The Pirate

0 likes | 1 comment | March 05, 2009

He'd whack the players with it when a fight broke out.

picture He'd whack the players with it when a fight broke out.

From Crotch Beard The Pirate

11 likes | 16 comments | November 06, 2008

Perfect Obama Costume..wait that's actually him, nevermind.

picture Perfect Obama Costume..wait that's actually him, nevermind.

From Crotch Beard The Pirate

0 likes | Be the first to comment! | November 03, 2008

Derrick Rose tied the game as time in the secondst quarter expired.

picture Derrick Rose tied the game as time in the secondst quarter expired.

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