Dan B.

Dan B.

About Me
Dan is a semi-celebrity in downstate Illinois. A one-hit wonder of sorts, he gained nationwide attention following his stellar rendition of "All I Want for Christmas (Is my Two Front Teeth)" at his fourth grade Christmas pageant. Dan soon after dissapeared from the limelight, sparking rumors of his artistic transformation. He reemerged in the summer of 1998 with the announcement of his upcoming album "Seventh Grade Pinch-Runner Blues". The album, which was to feature the fiery single, "Smoke that Ball Big Mac (Sammy Sosa Sucks)", was scrapped in its pre-production stage. Dan then retired, citing his "stupid-ass changing voice" as a key factor in the decision.
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