Dave Swanson

About Me: I go to ringling. bitches.
Member Since: October 18th, 2007

Penny submitted this picture on her futuristic "computer book."

picture Penny submitted this picture on her futuristic "computer book."

The best part about summer: bikini car washes.

picture The best part about summer: bikini car washes.

Awesome screenshot of the new Jurassic Park remake featuring ponies instead of dinosaurs.

picture Awesome screenshot of the new Jurassic Park remake featuring ponies instead of dinosaurs.

He's a God in his country.

picture He's a God in his country.

Don't laugh! He suffers from phunny face syndrome.

picture Don't laugh! He suffers from phunny face syndrome.

I get it. He lost his arm to diabetes and now he's using the shark as a scare tactic to bring awareness to children. Makes sense.

picture I get it. He lost his arm to diabetes and now he's using the shark as a scare tactic to bring awareness to children. Makes sense.

picture Oh snap!

Okay. Now cough.

picture Okay. Now cough.

Floorhorse Strikes Again

picture Floorhorse Strikes Again

"Whoever claimed to have the best beach volleyball picture ever clearly never saw this one."

picture "Whoever claimed to have the best beach volleyball picture ever clearly never saw this one."

I think this is hot, I'm actually not sure.

picture I think this is hot, I'm actually not sure.

picture We <3 Penis

Hispanics congregate in between, like the shared middle of a venn diagram.

picture Hispanics congregate in between, like the shared middle of a venn diagram.

Liked on Wednesday, May 20th 2009

Jake and Amir: Sleeping Pills

Originals Jake and Amir: Sleeping Pills

Liked on Wednesday, May 20th 2009

Internet Commenter Funeral

Originals Internet Commenter Funeral

Liked on Tuesday, May 19th 2009

Arrogant Call of Duty: World at War Kill

video Arrogant Call of Duty: World at War Kill

Actually, can you make it an asston?

picture Actually, can you make it an asston?

He posted the same ad on Craigslist's personals and received two dozen e-mails in an hour.

picture He posted the same ad on Craigslist's personals and received two dozen e-mails in an hour.

A policeman pulled him over moments later for speeding. His license plate said "PWND".

picture A policeman pulled him over moments later for speeding. His license plate said "PWND".

Is it weird that there's a family of 4 inside?

picture Is it weird that there's a family of 4 inside?

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