CollegeHumor: Josh Krebs http://www.collegehumor.com/user/3022568 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/5883775 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5883775/avatar-sucks-and-you-know-it Avatar Sucks And You Know It Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:42:14 -0500
Listen up Hiroshima cause I am about to drop a bombshell of truth upon you, "Avatar" sucks. Yes, I have not been this sexually satisfied since my senior year ofhigh school when I got a "mexican halloween" behind the Winn Dixie. Cause I really had no serious expectations when I first saw a glimpse of this shit parade.

...]]> /article/3515878 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3515878/movies-that-will-make-you-a-man Movies That Will Make You A Man Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:09:25 -0400 What makes a man? Is it the way he opens doors for ladies?His tendency to follow cleanliness? To be nurturing to his friends andfamily? If you said yes to any of these I suggest you lay down on yourbig ass pillow and dream the fuck on friend!


Some dudes have girlfriends, long term, and I have noticed that in that time there has been a term that I have been put into practice and that is "testosterone poisoning" the balls are now placed on a shelf next to Maroon 5 albums their girlfriends had gotten them as gifts. And I wish to change that.
...]]> /article/3419605 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3419605/indiana-jones-has-to-explain-himself-to-the-barnett-college-dean Indiana Jones has to explain himself to the Barnett College Dean Tue, 13 May 2008 23:21:17 -0400 Dr. Jones walks into the deans office.


Dean: Dr. Jones…..


Jones: Look I know what you are gonna say, I know I have missed a lot of work.


Dean: Dr. Jones, you have been absent for seventy five percent of your classes this year alone.


A long silence


...]]> /article/3306345 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3306345/sequels-to-songs Sequels To Songs Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:04:24 -0400 Much like sequels to movies there are sequels to songs, don't believe me? Check out the list below.


1. The Way Your Son Makes Me Feel by Michael Jackson


2. Like a Born Again Virgin By Madonna


3.  Leaving A Message Tacked to Heavens Door by Guns and Roses


4. White Divorce by Billy Idol

...]]> /article/3273189 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3273189/fidels-retirement-announcement Fidel's Retirement Announcement Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:28:15 -0500



Dudes, dudes, listen up. I am giving up. Seriously bro, I got nothing really to contribute to this whole thing I got going on in Cuba right now, seriously, I mean the whole president of Cuba thing is cool and being the leader of the Communist Party of Cuba has gotten me tons of play but lets face it, ole' Fidel needs some time to himself.
...]]> /article/3186608 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3186608/10-reasons-why-die-hard-is-awesome 10 Reasons Why "Die Hard" is awesome Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:02:07 -0500



Alot of people don't know this but Die Hard is the greatest movie evermade. I mean, it look it up and you might come back at me with sometype of off kilter response saying that Terminator or Rambo is farsuperior than Die Hard and I would just tell you to lay down on yourbig ass pillow and dream the fuck on friend!
...]]> /article/3154547 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3154547/dude-dont-even-bother-cause-i-got-the-star Dude, don't even bother, cause I got the star! Tue, 25 Dec 2007 15:58:11 -0500
You might as well quit right now buddy, cause quess what? I got the illustrious gold star, yeah that's right, call your mom and tell her that you are coming home early cause I am taking your ass out of commission for the rest of the night. But I am saving this son of a bitch for a specific time, that's right, I want to see your ass sweat with anticipation as to when I am gonna use it, its gonna be like a stripper at a bachelor party, you don't know when it's gonna come but when it does, it's gonna surprise you, but instead of giving you this righteous boner it will in fact make you wish you weren't born a man.
...]]> /article/3154114 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3154114/a-n64-goldeneye-fan-goes-to-the-gun-range A N64 Goldeneye Fan Goes To The Gun Range Tue, 25 Dec 2007 02:45:24 -0500



Gun Range Employee: How you doing today?


Guy: Fantastic, I am looking to use the firing range today. Do you guys rent out guns?


Gun Range Employee: We most certianly do.
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