Dear Professor,While I understand that we have a (essay/research project/thesis) due (next Friday/this Friday/tomorrow/in 30 minutes), I have developed an awful case of (swine flu/mononucleosis/ebol …
Stand-up comedian, humorist, screenwriter, actor. Wrote for the same humor magazine that Dr. Seuss wrote for.
Second generation Cuban-American. Also speaks Spanish, Japanese, and Chinese.
Dartmouth Class of 2010.
November 5th, 2007