Blonde lady only in movie because she sleeping with director.
I am not inherently funny so I usually just quote funny movie lines written by other people. I have a pretty good memory so I am quite good at this and can make people laugh with my detailed re-creation of scenes.
I have been thinking about something funny to write here for about 10 minutes ... I got nothing dude.
I just farted.
I once got in a fight wearing a shirt with a unicorn on it.
I aspire to have sex with a fat woman ... no such luck yet.
I earned $14 the hard way.
When I grow up I either want to be a doctor, because they are smart and they get to be douche bags and nobody seems to care or I want to be black, because then I can release myself from any responsibility I have for anything and complain about absolutely everything and it would be socially acceptable.
Charlie Sheen ... I really fucking hate that guy.
January 12th, 2007
Not sure about the national presence of Food Lion, so to those who don't recognize it, this is a supermarket logo.
That'll probably solve some other problems at the same time.
"I'm ready to go in coach!"
He was like our mascot. He'd get wasted and dress in this green spandex body suit. And now only makes appearances on Halloween.
To make this picture more disgraceful he threw up in his underwear.