Schmidty

Schmidty

About Me

Five bucks below the belt. That's how I roll...and NO kissing on the lips.

Member Since

November 7th, 2007

Website

http://www.yoursite.com

Contributions

I finally figured out what to do with that piece of crap Mac my mom bought me.

Picture I finally figured out what to do with that piece of crap Mac my mom bought me.

Picture Str8 Ballin

Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Ben Dover.

Picture Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Ben Dover.

Atomic Wedgie Thongs are selling big at Hot Topic.

Picture Atomic Wedgie Thongs are selling big at Hot Topic.

Picture Squirt...Gun?

Hey! It gets lonely over there.

Picture Hey! It gets lonely over there.

Now we just need to figure out how to get her to play beach volleyball, then we're set.

Picture Now we just need to figure out how to get her to play beach volleyball, then we're set.

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I don't know if she has a boyfriend or not. All I know is I hate him with every fiber of my being.

Picture I don't know if she has a boyfriend or not. All I know is I hate him with every fiber of my being.

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*insert witty comment here*

Picture *insert witty comment here*

I'm really not sure what all is going on in this pic...but I like it.

Picture I'm really not sure what all is going on in this pic...but I like it.

Pen15 water damage

Picture Pen15 water damage

Uh oh, where's Batman?

Picture Uh oh, where's Batman?

Keeping it casual.

Picture Keeping it casual.

To complete the illusion, make pee pee in your coke after putting on the glasses.

Picture To complete the illusion, make pee pee in your coke after putting on the glasses.