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November 12th, 2007
So I picked the best lit part of the mall to have sex saturday night..not smart
Look out behind you
Here we have about every halloween standard imaginable: Fantastic Four, Miami Vice, Sponge Bob, Chazz Michael Michaels, Tyrone Bigums, Joe Dirt, Dangle, Satan, Holy Shit, an Oompa Loompa, Jimmy Macelr …
Some drunk from down the street crashed into my living room on Library Street in Greenville NC during a party, nobody died
Halloween 07, I tried submitting earlier but it didn't really work out.