Turd Furguson

About Me: Meh.
Member Since: November 26th, 2007

Website: http://tinyurl.com/c8kjjj

That's no man. That's a mangina!

picture That's no man. That's a mangina!

Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.

picture Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.

I have that but it's a tattoo. Of Taz.

picture I have that but it's a tattoo. Of Taz.

"Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!"

picture "Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!"

If only all keg stands were this hott...

picture If only all keg stands were this hott...

At least he was happy when he fell.

picture At least he was happy when he fell.

You just got Diesel'd!

picture You just got Diesel'd!

From the "Best of Halloween 2002" Collection

picture From the "Best of Halloween 2002" Collection

Commented on Monday, February 16th 2009

Caption Contest: 2/16

article Caption Contest: 2/16

by Susanna Wolff on February 16, 2009

Youngest kid to ever throw out his back.

picture Youngest kid to ever throw out his back.

This brings a whole new meaning to "Hello Kitty".

picture This brings a whole new meaning to "Hello Kitty".

A mullet for the 21st century!

picture A mullet for the 21st century!

You really can get far just by caressing and gently twisting those two white knobs.

picture You really can get far just by caressing and gently twisting those two white knobs.

How does this car even EXIST?

picture How does this car even EXIST?

There's only one way to truly start the morning. Wake and bake baby, wake and bake.

picture There's only one way to truly start the morning. Wake and bake baby, wake and bake.

Woah, no one told me I had to be a pitcher AND a catcher. I didn't sign up for that.

picture Woah, no one told me I had to be a pitcher AND a catcher. I didn't sign up for that.

Commented on Thursday, February 12th 2009

Pizza Tossing Championship

video Pizza Tossing Championship

Commented on Thursday, February 12th 2009

Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 02/16

article Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 02/16

by Streeter Seidell on February 12, 2009

Attention all homeless vagrants seeing this on the internet: make your signs funny and I'll guarantee profits skyrocket.

picture Attention all homeless vagrants seeing this on the internet: make your signs funny and I'll guarantee profits skyrocket.

Make out already!

picture Make out already!

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