After more than 20 years of research by a group of highly paid, internationally renowned scientists, it has been shown that NOT ONLY am I awesome, (since we all knew that), I am MORE awesome than 2 ninjas taped together. It's not always easy, and sometimes I have to worry about someone trying to steal my thunder. But it doesn’t matter, because long story short, after all is said and done at the end of each day, it is painfully obvious that I am truly one of the most exciting people ever.