I am a fan of fractals and vintage cartoons, so I guess this is a fusion of those two interests...acrylic on canvas; 2008
I create weird and whimsically perverse art. I've been displaying my artwork around north and central Texas for five years now; maybe you have seen it somewhere, though probably not.
In addition to drawing and painting, I create Flash animations, and also have a slapstick music project called Stubberfoam. Sometimes I write short stories. I like to entertain others.
I am currently attending Texas Woman's University for a BFA in Studio Art. But don't let the college's name fool you though; there is actually a small percentage of males who attend the school, and I am part of that 7%. Since TWU is funded by the state, they cannot reject someone on grounds of having a wee wee. And so I attend Texas Woman's University, mainly for irony's sake.
Anyways, I have not had much luck uploading/posting saucy things on sites like MySpace, YouTube, and Photobucket, so I created this account on CollegeHumor in hopes of making my "mature" works more accessible to people who might be amused by them.
December 3rd, 2007
It's not about the gifts; it's what's inside that counts.
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