Jason

Jason

About Me
i wont lie to you guys, i'm pretty amazing. and sexy. i like to party, but dont let me take shots; i tend to black out after a few and who likes missing crazy shit at parties?! i like money too so i tend to work as much as i can. when you're unemployed as long as i am, getting out of the house and doing something for money is pretty damn sweet.
Member Since
December 5th, 2007
Website
http://emporia.facebook.com/profile.php?id=62904340
Liked on Sunday, August 16th 2009
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation video Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation
Really couldn't change her caption. "Just a lazy day at the beach when my friend took the picture. I pretty much got raped by the sun that day." picture Really couldn't change her caption. "Just a lazy day at the beach when my friend took the picture. I pretty much got raped by the sun that day."
"I'll have...umm three-quarters of a pound. No wait, make that a full pound. Actually, hmm, you know what, just give me the whole thing," said the sexually repressed housewife. picture "I'll have...umm three-quarters of a pound. No wait, make that a full pound. Actually, hmm, you know what, just give me the whole thing," said the sexually repressed housewife.
Some eccentric billionaire gives her a grand an hour to do that. picture Some eccentric billionaire gives her a grand an hour to do that.
Looks like being handicapped finally came... in handy. picture Looks like being handicapped finally came... in handy.
Commented on Tuesday, August 11th 2009
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Must've also forgot she could delete comments. picture Must've also forgot she could delete comments.
WTF, indeed. picture WTF, indeed.
A good belly flop means total commitment, and having no fear. picture A good belly flop means total commitment, and having no fear.
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That's a most supple age. picture That's a most supple age.
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His cell phone lives to die another day. Specifically today, when he drops it in the toilet as he's puking picture His cell phone lives to die another day. Specifically today, when he drops it in the toilet as he's puking
Commented on Friday, August 7th 2009
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As Miss Piggy watches from stool, legs crossed smoking a cigarette. picture As Miss Piggy watches from stool, legs crossed smoking a cigarette.
I wish that was an imprint of my face. picture I wish that was an imprint of my face.
Oh, the humanity! The delicious, delicious humanity. picture Oh, the humanity! The delicious, delicious humanity.
"skimboarding trio." Did someone not participate? picture "skimboarding trio." Did someone not participate?
The biggest question is, why was he filming his pathetic workout? hotlink The biggest question is, why was he filming his pathetic workout?
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