Jason

About Me: i wont lie to you guys, i'm pretty amazing. and sexy. i like to party, but dont let me take shots; i tend to black out after a few and who likes missing crazy shit at parties?! i like money too so i tend to work as much as i can. when you're unemployed as long as i am, getting out of the house and doing something for money is pretty damn sweet.
Member Since: December 5th, 2007

Website: http://emporia.facebook.com/profile.php?id=62904340

"This was taken during summer vacation, I didn't know these girls but the one pulling down the bottom of the other thought it would be funny so she asked me to take a pic."

picture "This was taken during summer vacation, I didn't know these girls but the one pulling down the bottom of the other thought it would be funny so she asked me to take a pic."

CollegeHumor - an underwear catalog without all the boring words.

picture CollegeHumor - an underwear catalog without all the boring words.

Now there's a butt you can set your watch to.

picture Now there's a butt you can set your watch to.

Worth turning your head sideways for.

picture Worth turning your head sideways for.

Brown bathing suits are great for hiding poop stains.

picture Brown bathing suits are great for hiding poop stains.

They should make a movie about this.

picture They should make a movie about this.

How come hot girls don't talk out of their butt, like Ace Ventura?

picture How come hot girls don't talk out of their butt, like Ace Ventura?

"Her boyfriend wanted to fight me b/c of these pictures."

picture "Her boyfriend wanted to fight me b/c of these pictures."

"The best part of the costume."

picture "The best part of the costume."

Sure, that's a costume. Kinda. Whatever.

picture Sure, that's a costume. Kinda. Whatever.

A picture of three girls farting.

picture A picture of three girls farting.

Got it, whatever.

picture Got it, whatever.

Clean your room!

picture Clean your room!

Here she is - the girl who has heard the worst pickup lines ever.

picture Here she is - the girl who has heard the worst pickup lines ever.

Don't you just love my socks?!?!

picture Don't you just love my socks?!?!

Liked on Thursday, December 6th 2007

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