Con Artist Support Group

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:46:59 -0400

I'll tell you who the greatest con man in that room is. It's the therapist. Charging $75 an hour and keeping a straight face, that's the real trick. Unbelievable.

Conan's new set looks like Super Mario

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:08:51 -0400

The design behind Conan on the new Tonight Show is looking very Mushroom Kingdom

Bad Boy in Class

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:16:35 -0400

He's so cool, he makes all the girls spin their arms around like helicopters.

Braille Bait

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:59:16 -0500

Love is blind. Sex probably shouldn't be.

That's Enough of You, T-Shirt Girl

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:18:16 -0400

That's enough of you, t-shirt girl. What are you still so surprised about? Every time I see you, you have this giddy look of girly disbelief on your face. Can you still not believe you're wearing a funny shirt? I have fully grasped your situation, I urge you to do the same. I never found you to be particularly attractive either, but I heretofore tolerated your presence whenever signing out of MySpace mainly for these two reasons:

One – The shirts you advertize occasionally make me giggle.

Pipe Down, Everybody!

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:12:29 -0400

Sit your keister down, zip your lip, and remember how loving your Jr. High teachers were.

Wise Old Gary

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:32:54 -0400

Who is Wise Old Gary?

Krumper

Wed, 28 May 2008 20:11:12 -0400

The story of a man with the power to rule the world, but especially the club.

Just Say No.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:58:26 -0400

www.seriouslunch.com

Bodysnatchers

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:19:05 -0400

plan ahead when you're stealing corpses

Falcor's Ear Trick

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:47:19 -0500

Falcor is a sneaky luck dragon. Don't let him trick you!

The Passion of the Wii

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:17:46 -0500

Don't worry, Jesus has an extra life.

The World's First Car Alarm

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:40:18 -0500

Dinner!

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:17:41 -0500

The Giftgiver

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:38:40 -0500

OH WOW!

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:37:38 -0500

HOLY MOLY WOW

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