Not Jerry

Not Jerry

Member Since

December 20th, 2007

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"This is my friend's Mom..."

Picture "This is my friend's Mom..."

Brides Wear White, Everyone Else Dies Themselves Orange

Picture Brides Wear White, Everyone Else Dies Themselves Orange

The key demographic for buyers is angry white people.

Picture The key demographic for buyers is angry white people.

She's definitely something sexy. Does it really matter what?

Picture She's definitely something sexy. Does it really matter what?

Cop and douchebag ...

Picture Cop and douchebag ...

Ever wonder why the XFL didn't succeed? Well besides this it was just a really stupid idea.

Picture Ever wonder why the XFL didn't succeed? Well besides this it was just a really stupid idea.

Well he has the cup size down.

Picture Well he has the cup size down.

Kristina's Regretful Bet ...

Picture Kristina's Regretful Bet ...

Sexy Summer Girls

Picture Sexy Summer Girls

The Prosecution Would Like To Submit This Photo As Evidence Item A ...

Picture The Prosecution Would Like To Submit This Photo As Evidence Item A ...

It'll be even more accurate when she starts getting wrinkles on her legs.

Picture It'll be even more accurate when she starts getting wrinkles on her legs.

This Picture Contains Two Girls Making Out ...

Picture This Picture Contains Two Girls Making Out ...

Something Is Going On Here ...

Picture Something Is Going On Here ...

Transparent is the new white ...

Picture Transparent is the new white ...

Her husband's doing the exact same thing, only he's Patrick.

Picture Her husband's doing the exact same thing, only he's Patrick.

No Witty Caption ...

Picture No Witty Caption ...

This is his mating call. It usually never works, but when it does, watch out!

Picture This is his mating call. It usually never works, but when it does, watch out!

Santa's Naughty List

Picture Santa's Naughty List

That's a pretty long tongue; think of something witty to add ...

Picture That's a pretty long tongue; think of something witty to add ...

Yet another reason why girls shouldn't wear obnoxiously big sunglasses.

Picture Yet another reason why girls shouldn't wear obnoxiously big sunglasses.

Why Don't People See Anything Wrong with This?

Picture Why Don't People See Anything Wrong with This?

At first Dad was worried when he wanted a Barbie. Then he was proud.

Picture At first Dad was worried when he wanted a Barbie. Then he was proud.

From Crayola's new line: Teen Angst

Picture From Crayola's new line: Teen Angst

He also bought the attachment that shakes the drops off for him after.

Picture He also bought the attachment that shakes the drops off for him after.

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