Not Jerry

Not Jerry

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December 20th, 2007
Commented on Monday, March 29th 2010
Roommate Confessions: Issue 121 article Roommate Confessions: Issue 121

by Rosie on

She's definitely something sexy. Does it really matter what? picture She's definitely something sexy. Does it really matter what?
The same amount of bloodshed as the UFC with the added bonus of alcohol. How could this possibly go wrong? picture The same amount of bloodshed as the UFC with the added bonus of alcohol. How could this possibly go wrong?
"Oh F-yeah. This is for you Dad. You're the sweet powerful steed with a freaking drill coming out your head as you nail my hot step-mom Gail. Can't wait to show you, Dad. So pumped!" picture "Oh F-yeah. This is for you Dad. You're the sweet powerful steed with a freaking drill coming out your head as you nail my hot step-mom Gail. Can't wait to show you, Dad. So pumped!"
I wish that was an imprint of my face. picture I wish that was an imprint of my face.
He didn't make arrests because they were drinking Budlight Lime, which isn't really beer anyway. picture He didn't make arrests because they were drinking Budlight Lime, which isn't really beer anyway.
It's not that surprising. The last national census said 76% of the pregnancies in 2008 came from teenage girls. It's practically an epidemic! picture It's not that surprising. The last national census said 76% of the pregnancies in 2008 came from teenage girls. It's practically an epidemic!
Yet another reason why girls shouldn't wear obnoxiously big sunglasses. picture Yet another reason why girls shouldn't wear obnoxiously big sunglasses.
Someone threw up on the "Be Merry" line last night just before passing out. picture Someone threw up on the "Be Merry" line last night just before passing out.
All praise The Ronald, The Grimace, and The Hamburglar. picture All praise The Ronald, The Grimace, and The Hamburglar.
He also bought the attachment that shakes the drops off for him after. picture He also bought the attachment that shakes the drops off for him after.
"Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!" picture "Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!"
You have to eat the stick too. It's part of the experience. picture You have to eat the stick too. It's part of the experience.
This is what he gets for betting on the Cardinals. A lifetime of humiliation. picture This is what he gets for betting on the Cardinals. A lifetime of humiliation.
R.I.P. picture R.I.P.
If you see this after driving for 18 hours straight, just know you're not hallucinating. picture If you see this after driving for 18 hours straight, just know you're not hallucinating.
This party's about to get electric! picture This party's about to get electric!
She's flat as a board. picture She's flat as a board.
Follow this man. He is a true leader. picture Follow this man. He is a true leader.
This may be the sexiest college girl alive. If you don't think so prove us wrong and send in something better. We dare you! picture This may be the sexiest college girl alive. If you don't think so prove us wrong and send in something better. We dare you!