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Member Since: January 14th, 2008

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Dude, they're called "board shorts". Go buy a pair.

picture Dude, they're called "board shorts". Go buy a pair.

Watch out for falling dudes.

picture Watch out for falling dudes.

Wait a second! If his hands are up, who is driving!?

picture Wait a second! If his hands are up, who is driving!?

Even hotter: these are real people covered in snow.

picture Even hotter: these are real people covered in snow.

Somewhere out there is a decapitated female head cake.

picture Somewhere out there is a decapitated female head cake.

Excuse me sir, in what aisle might I find the sharpies?

picture Excuse me sir, in what aisle might I find the sharpies?

Step 3 - Profit.

picture Step 3 - Profit.

I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you.

picture I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you.

It's always been my dream to own a bar. For one night, I lived that dream.

picture It's always been my dream to own a bar. For one night, I lived that dream.

Ooooh erotic cakes.

picture Ooooh erotic cakes.

As a birthday present we're all going to pretend this cake is proportional to you.

picture As a birthday present we're all going to pretend this cake is proportional to you.

What do you mean I can't use exclamation points? I want to speak to your manager!

picture What do you mean I can't use exclamation points? I want to speak to your manager!

pt2 of penis cake

picture pt2 of penis cake

Don't let us catch you even doing 17 and 55/109ths.

picture Don't let us catch you even doing 17 and 55/109ths.

Our neighbors called the cops on our party. We're pretty sure it's legal to take a revenge piss on their door, as long as it's a girl.

picture Our neighbors called the cops on our party. We're pretty sure it's legal to take a revenge piss on their door, as long as it's a girl.

Be serious, we're trying to take a nice photograph!

picture Be serious, we're trying to take a nice photograph!

Like we would have drunk driving without cars!

picture Like we would have drunk driving without cars!

As a birthday present we're all going to pretend this cake is proportional to you.

picture As a birthday present we're all going to pretend this cake is proportional to you.

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