Cider Czar Tim
His Excellency, Mayor for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Tim, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the Internet in General and CH in Particular.
January 25th, 2008
I made two girls cry.
1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at rugby, and your pie is getting wet, then for the eating period only it is permissible. 2 . It is ok for a man to cry under the fol …
1. Dishes are cuckolds, and are not to be trusted. 2. Posie and ashes make people dizzy. 3. Weasels are the only living balloon animals. 4. Fat people are perverts and cowards, who bring tears to the …