Cider Czar Tim

Cider Czar Tim

About Me
His Excellency, Mayor for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Tim, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the Internet in General and CH in Particular.
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January 25th, 2008
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Commented on Thursday, February 17th 2011
Britain's Got Talent And Problems Originals Britain's Got Talent And Problems
Who'd've guessed Harry Potter traded in his Firebolt for a minivan? picture Who'd've guessed Harry Potter traded in his Firebolt for a minivan?
This soon led to the Destruction of Adam by some goofball stumbling back into the dorm at 3am. picture This soon led to the Destruction of Adam by some goofball stumbling back into the dorm at 3am.
So much more realistic than the traditional "Baby On Board" sign. picture So much more realistic than the traditional "Baby On Board" sign.
They're not making out, she's giving upright mouth to mouth. Helps the air flow better. picture They're not making out, she's giving upright mouth to mouth. Helps the air flow better.
I'm not your bra, bro! picture I'm not your bra, bro!
He's reached the highest level of grotchdom. The one the prophets spoke of. The Holy Groin. KNEEL FOOLS! picture He's reached the highest level of grotchdom. The one the prophets spoke of. The Holy Groin. KNEEL FOOLS!
She must be REALLY popular with her son's friends. And daughter's boyfriend. picture She must be REALLY popular with her son's friends. And daughter's boyfriend.
Damn Atheist librarians. When will they quit! picture Damn Atheist librarians. When will they quit!
A perfect Mother's Day gift. Drink up, MAH! picture A perfect Mother's Day gift. Drink up, MAH!
It's like they say: once you go bleach bottle filled with warm water and tissue duct taped to a pillow, you never go back. picture It's like they say: once you go bleach bottle filled with warm water and tissue duct taped to a pillow, you never go back.
They'll have a Chewbacca as soon as one of them can grow a beard. picture They'll have a Chewbacca as soon as one of them can grow a beard.
This would be PERFECT for my line of motivational dog posters. picture This would be PERFECT for my line of motivational dog posters.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH... your honor. picture YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH... your honor.
Here's a quick test to see if you're an addict. If you see an ad for a 10-Day Free Trial on the right, you may need recovery. People who aren't afflicted just see a Netflix ad. picture Here's a quick test to see if you're an addict. If you see an ad for a 10-Day Free Trial on the right, you may need recovery. People who aren't afflicted just see a Netflix ad.
It's tentatively called the iBlaster, with a release date merely weeks after the iPad. picture It's tentatively called the iBlaster, with a release date merely weeks after the iPad.
"Walking through Korea Town NYC and this ice cream storefront is gated and locked with this note on the front door." I knew there was a friendlier place than Cold Stone out there. picture "Walking through Korea Town NYC and this ice cream storefront is gated and locked with this note on the front door." I knew there was a friendlier place than Cold Stone out there.
& there's nothing else for dinner? picture & there's nothing else for dinner?
Don't be fooled. That bike seat extends 7, 8 inches up. Ya know, for the high-rise fires. picture Don't be fooled. That bike seat extends 7, 8 inches up. Ya know, for the high-rise fires.
We think Picasso may have an extra chromosome or two, but does that mean he can't fight crime? Yes, yes it does. picture We think Picasso may have an extra chromosome or two, but does that mean he can't fight crime? Yes, yes it does.