Cider Czar Tim

About Me: His Excellency, Mayor for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Tim, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the Internet in General and CH in Particular.
Member Since: January 25th, 2008

Website: http://indiana.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1088160424

No wonder Santa didn't stop by this year. He didn't have his ride.

picture No wonder Santa didn't stop by this year. He didn't have his ride.

Art imitating life.

picture Art imitating life.

"I'm sorry sir, we're still going to have to arrest you for swearing."

picture "I'm sorry sir, we're still going to have to arrest you for swearing."

One person can really feel the music.

picture One person can really feel the music.

The highest level of zen is when you don't get angry if a 6 year old rams you.

picture The highest level of zen is when you don't get angry if a 6 year old rams you.

And I always thought Ernie was gay.

picture And I always thought Ernie was gay.

She looks like she's got a little demon in her.

picture She looks like she's got a little demon in her.

Ronnie looks a lot like Cory Matthews.

picture Ronnie looks a lot like Cory Matthews.

Looks like the recession hit the snowmen pretty hard too.

picture Looks like the recession hit the snowmen pretty hard too.

Let's hope he's not highly allergic to peanuts.

picture Let's hope he's not highly allergic to peanuts.

You're like an animal down there!

picture You're like an animal down there!

Warning: Instant Rapper may or may not get you murdered.

picture Warning: Instant Rapper may or may not get you murdered.

Mother does know best.

picture Mother does know best.

There are 6 more ducks on this page watching you too.

picture There are 6 more ducks on this page watching you too.

They genetically engineered a new salesman from the DNA of the ShamWow guy and Billy Mays.

picture They genetically engineered a new salesman from the DNA of the ShamWow guy and Billy Mays.

I, for one, like my buttholes thoroughly salted.

picture I, for one, like my buttholes thoroughly salted.

C'mon Matt you've gotta hand it to him, that was a pretty epic BURN!

picture C'mon Matt you've gotta hand it to him, that was a pretty epic BURN!

Is this officially d*ck into d*ck porn?

picture Is this officially d*ck into d*ck porn?

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

picture DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Well you can't really complain about the "murdered in driver's seat discount."

picture Well you can't really complain about the "murdered in driver's seat discount."

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