Mikee has retired

About Me: Yeah I think I'm just gonna leave this shitty website...its been a shitty 3 years and 10000+ comments. Have fun.

Last comment Mikee ever made: "Thanks Jew"
Member Since: February 17th, 2008

Website: http://mikeesmiseducation.blogspot.com/

The first rule about Fight Club: No loitering."

picture The first rule about Fight Club: No loitering."

"Hey, what about that fire, man?"

picture "Hey, what about that fire, man?"

Don't feel bad, babies are such n00bs.

picture Don't feel bad, babies are such n00bs.

"Mama, I eated little Nadine Jr. For serious this time."

picture "Mama, I eated little Nadine Jr. For serious this time."

"I was only admiring the leopard print--I swear!"

picture "I was only admiring the leopard print--I swear!"

Maybe you shouldn't yell "Cannonball!" so loud next time.

picture Maybe you shouldn't yell "Cannonball!" so loud next time.

Commented on Wednesday, October 20th 2010

article Dear Professor

by Clara Morris on October 19, 2010

Doesn't he know spaghetti string tops aren't allowed?

picture Doesn't he know spaghetti string tops aren't allowed?

dat dere dam dan CHaids

picture dat dere dam dan CHaids

He left out the part where his wife found him and the motorcycle in bed together.

picture He left out the part where his wife found him and the motorcycle in bed together.

What an idiot. The domain of f is obviously [-2, 4).

picture What an idiot. The domain of f is obviously [-2, 4).

And he's blasting the heat so it's even more pungent.

picture And he's blasting the heat so it's even more pungent.

Unfortunately you can only shoot off one round a game. Sometimes 2.

picture Unfortunately you can only shoot off one round a game. Sometimes 2.

You've been warned: Hide your kids, hide your wife.

picture You've been warned: Hide your kids, hide your wife.

Don't be fooled. He's having the time of his life.

picture Don't be fooled. He's having the time of his life.

Jesus prevention.

picture Jesus prevention.

AESTHIE! Mikee thinks about you creepily.

picture AESTHIE! Mikee thinks about you creepily.

"Heck yeah, it's the frickin' sweetest intersection in all of New Mexico."

picture "Heck yeah, it's the frickin' sweetest intersection in all of New Mexico."

And if you're feeling ill, you can get an attachment that squirts some Vicks VapoRub on your chest every half-hour throughout the night.

picture And if you're feeling ill, you can get an attachment that squirts some Vicks VapoRub on your chest every half-hour throughout the night.

Just because the leaves turn yellow doesn't mean it's Fall.

picture Just because the leaves turn yellow doesn't mean it's Fall.

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