BERT

About Me: I used to be the President here. BOW TO ME!
Member Since: January 13th, 2007

Website: http://www.bertalmighty.tumblr.com

To be fair, any cat would be angry if it had a reindeer hat stapled to its head.

picture To be fair, any cat would be angry if it had a reindeer hat stapled to its head.

Forget a new OS. The future is in toiletries people!

picture Forget a new OS. The future is in toiletries people!

Aginas? That's a weird last name.

picture Aginas? That's a weird last name.

Hundreds of thousands of tweenage girls just spontaneously combusted.

picture Hundreds of thousands of tweenage girls just spontaneously combusted.

"Yo yo yo you best clean that room up before I gotta busta cap."

picture "Yo yo yo you best clean that room up before I gotta busta cap."

Well that took an incredible turn for the worse.

picture Well that took an incredible turn for the worse.

He started out looking for his estranged wife. Then he discovered porn.

picture He started out looking for his estranged wife. Then he discovered porn.

Well that took an incredible turn for the worse.

picture Well that took an incredible turn for the worse.

Nike Golf was giving away free stuff on their Facebook page. FREE STUFF, JOHN!

picture Nike Golf was giving away free stuff on their Facebook page. FREE STUFF, JOHN!

I like to imagine that this sign isn't out of the ordinary in China.

picture I like to imagine that this sign isn't out of the ordinary in China.

Watch out for this Silver Fox. He'll pounce without your consent.

picture Watch out for this Silver Fox. He'll pounce without your consent.

At least the last moments of your life will be laughing at a goofy looking shark.

picture At least the last moments of your life will be laughing at a goofy looking shark.

"Ugh, you didn't tell me I was raw!"

picture "Ugh, you didn't tell me I was raw!"

Relax people, it's his STEP-daughter.

picture Relax people, it's his STEP-daughter.

Muggles need not apply.

picture Muggles need not apply.

Don't forget to breathe.

picture Don't forget to breathe.

"I'm sorry you don't GET my humor, Mom. Whose fault is that?"

picture "I'm sorry you don't GET my humor, Mom. Whose fault is that?"

Kyle's J-O-B is spelled B-O-R-D-E-R-L-A-N-D-S.

picture Kyle's J-O-B is spelled B-O-R-D-E-R-L-A-N-D-S.

She's either really bad at Photoshop or really good at bending matter.

picture She's either really bad at Photoshop or really good at bending matter.

One tattoo for every opportunity in life lost.

picture One tattoo for every opportunity in life lost.

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