Nick Robertson

Nick Robertson

About Me
UCI student
Member Since
February 27th, 2008
Website
http://www.horseporn.com
"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail." picture "Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."
Liked on Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Anti-Drug Dog Originals Anti-Drug Dog
Liked on Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Wall Animation: Extended Edition video Wall Animation: Extended Edition
How to tell a magazine is being written by people over 28 years old. picture How to tell a magazine is being written by people over 28 years old.
"Never leave the housing staff your key when gone for a long weekend..... the fridge was just the BEGINNING... rooms filled with balloons, naked "balloon lady" in his bed, dixie cup sculptures in front of doors and in appliances... that's how WVWC summer picture "Never leave the housing staff your key when gone for a long weekend..... the fridge was just the BEGINNING... rooms filled with balloons, naked "balloon lady" in his bed, dixie cup sculptures in front of doors and in appliances... that's how WVWC summer
The only problem with living underwater is that it's very difficult to drink beer. Also, you can't breathe. picture The only problem with living underwater is that it's very difficult to drink beer. Also, you can't breathe.
If this was an episode of The Twilight Zone, they wouldn't be able to find a tap. picture If this was an episode of The Twilight Zone, they wouldn't be able to find a tap.
Diamonds, the most expensive blowjob you can buy. picture Diamonds, the most expensive blowjob you can buy.
Read the star like it's a letter. picture Read the star like it's a letter.
Rejected Crayola crayons picture Rejected Crayola crayons
When she says no, she means . . . picture When she says no, she means . . .
This time you've gone too far Luthor! picture This time you've gone too far Luthor!
If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you. picture If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.
Mom, stop taking pictures, you're ruining my first arrest. picture Mom, stop taking pictures, you're ruining my first arrest.
Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?! picture Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!
Olly olly oxen free! picture Olly olly oxen free!
Liked on Monday, May 12th 2008
Parallel Park video Parallel Park
Liked on Wednesday, May 7th 2008
Shortbus article Shortbus

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It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate. picture It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.
"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back." picture "My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."