Manliness list:
Penis and Testicles? Check.
Insatiable Stomach? Check.
Misogyny? Check.
Love of Explosions? Check.
Love of Woodshop? Check.
Love of All Meat? Check.
Love of Metal? Check.
Refusal to Wear Shirt? Check.
Beard? CHECK.
The Bard College Pirates were created not too long ago. The premise of the "tradition" is for a bunch of Bard students to go to Vassar, our good neighbors in Poughkeepsie, and create relative levels of "havoc." This year entailed putti