dave

About Me: Like to kick it, make it to classes that start after noon, and drink Tanqueray straight up while watching the Office with my hand down my pants (Man Law says its always OK, and Jesus wouldnt judge me either so shut up already).
Member Since: January 14th, 2007

"You should have seen the next set of lips that got kissed"

picture "You should have seen the next set of lips that got kissed"

Brown bathing suits are great for hiding poop stains.

picture Brown bathing suits are great for hiding poop stains.

You may know Elisha Cuthbert from 24, but I remember thinking she was hot back in her Are You Afraid of the Dark days.

picture You may know Elisha Cuthbert from 24, but I remember thinking she was hot back in her Are You Afraid of the Dark days.

Pretty nice picture, but I couldn't help but notice she's wearing underwear.

picture Pretty nice picture, but I couldn't help but notice she's wearing underwear.

Don't you just love my socks?!?!

picture Don't you just love my socks?!?!

"Some girls from my buddies soccer team. Truth or Dare has never paid off this good!"

picture "Some girls from my buddies soccer team. Truth or Dare has never paid off this good!"

I'm surprised she's still hanging around with you and that ghetto wired 360 controller.

picture I'm surprised she's still hanging around with you and that ghetto wired 360 controller.

"A nice shot of my girlfriends bumm"

picture "A nice shot of my girlfriends bumm"

"My ass" Thanks, Jen!

picture "My ass" Thanks, Jen!

ATTENTION GIRLS: Pretend this chick took a crap on that lawn chair and you won't feel so jealous of her mind-enhancing ass.

picture ATTENTION GIRLS: Pretend this chick took a crap on that lawn chair and you won't feel so jealous of her mind-enhancing ass.

Men really got the long end of the stick on pajama parties.

picture Men really got the long end of the stick on pajama parties.

Have you EVER seen a hotter girl EVER?

picture Have you EVER seen a hotter girl EVER?

The number one reason for boating accidents. WARNING: this picture contains the number one reason for boating accidents.

picture The number one reason for boating accidents. WARNING: this picture contains the number one reason for boating accidents.

picture Nice butt.

Take whatever you want!!!

picture Take whatever you want!!!

I'll have a you. Make it a triple, and garnish with a lime.

picture I'll have a you. Make it a triple, and garnish with a lime.

Lucky ocean gets the reverse angle.

picture Lucky ocean gets the reverse angle.

"6 guys, 5 1/2 shovels, and 12 hours of boredom = 1 massive snow sculpture; having the other frats shit their pants when they wake up� priceless!" Do you guys really not understand how the "priceless" thing works?

picture "6 guys, 5 1/2 shovels, and 12 hours of boredom = 1 massive snow sculpture; having the other frats shit their pants when they wake up� priceless!" Do you guys really not understand how the "priceless" thing works?

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