CollegeHumor: Hallie Cantor http://www.collegehumor.com/user/3424001 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6890124 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890124/the-10-most-stupidly-expensive-pieces-of-junk-on-ebay The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay Tue, 14 May 2013 11:39:42 -0400 You know when you have tens of thousands of dollars lying around but nothing to do with them? UGH, so annoying! Luckily for you, here are 10 stupid things you could spend a small fortune on and live a happy life never ever regretting, ever.

1. Sea Turtle Poster From Just Go With It, $13,500.00
The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay...]]> /article/6890401 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890401/8-technology-friendly-sex-positions 7 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions Wed, 15 May 2013 14:54:40 -0400
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8 TechnologyFriendly Sex Positions /article/6886899 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886899/if-the-great-gatsby-were-narrated-by-other-characters If The Great Gatsby Were Narrated By Other Characters Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:20:11 -0400
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I spent the day in the New York apartment with Myrtle, along with the McKee's and Myrtle's sister Catherine. Oh, and of course Nick "Can I come?" Carraway. That guy. I know he's Daisy's cousin, but that doesn't really explain why he's come over to our house every weekend this summer. It's sort of weird how he just sits there watching everyone. Just, like, observing. I know the guy just moved to Long Island and everything, but I wish he'd get his own friends.

Anyway, I bought Myrtle a dog and then broke her nose on purpose.


...]]> /article/6888216 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6888216/6-new-google-products-more-exciting-than-glass 6 New Google Products More Exciting than Glass Sun, 05 May 2013 12:28:30 -0400
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6 New Google Products More Exciting than Glass - Image 1...]]> /article/6886557 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886557/the-closer-you-get-to-graduation The Closer You Get to Graduation Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:42:33 -0400
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]]> /article/6886974 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886974/depressed-ogre-nightmare-girl Depressed Ogre Nightmare Girl Is the New Manic Pixie Dream Girl Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:20:44 -0400 Scene 1 – Mr. Johnson's Office

  1. Mr. Johnson

    Well, once again, Neil, your reports are spot-on in terms of accuracy, but where's the flair? The risk?

  2. Neil

    Sorry, sir.

  3. Mr. Johnson

    Take a chance, Neil. It might just work out for you one a' these days.

  4. Neil

    Yes, sir.

  5. Mr. Johnson

    And find a girl, would you? You're bummin' all of us out.

  6. Neil

    I'll work on that, sir.

  7. They share a chuckle.


...]]> /article/6885170 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885170/the-10-best-and-worst-things-about-spring The 10 Best and Worst Things About Spring Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:34:10 -0400 Roll over each image to see the text and picture go from spring delight to SPRING DOLDRUMS.


The 10 Best and Worst Things About Spring - Image 31...]]> /article/6885135 http://www.collegehumor.com/picker/6884982/how-high-are-you How High Are You? Take the Quiz to Find Out. Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:04:08 -0400 4/20 is upon us, and you know what that means: it's the perfect time to take an quiz on the Internet that will tell you how much marijuana is in your body right now. Spark up another doobie and enjoy.

...]]> /article/6885133 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885133/the-longer-420-goes-on The Longer 4/20 Goes On Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:37:16 -0400
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]]> /article/6884436 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6884436/zoobooks-for-humans Zoobooks For Humans Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:45:46 -0400 Zoobooks is proud to introduce a new line of magazines featuring the world's most exotic human beings! Now you can finally read about all those humans whom you've never seen in real life, but you know must be out there. Somewhere.



Zoobooks For Humans - Image 3...]]> /article/6882901 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882901/12-of-the-weirdest-things-you-can-do-for-free-rent-on-craigslist 12 of the Weirdest Things You Can Do for Free Rent on Craigslist Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:39:30 -0400 Craigslist is a great place to find housing and also to find weirdos who will pay some or all of your rent if you do sex stuff with them. Here are 10 real outside-the-box roles you can fill in exchange for room and board TODAY:

1. Live-In Girlfriend And Possibly Mother of This Guy's Children Because Why Not, He Already Has a Spare Room for the Kids

The most hilarious part of this highly presumptuous offer is the requirement that you "be able to hold your own in jeans or formal." Not only does it read like criteria for a beauty pageant, but the phrase "hold your own" lets us know that this guy is setting a HIGH standard that any future lady needs to be able to match. After all, he does his own cooking AND cleaning.
...]]> /video/6883787 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6883787/hallie-pranks-will-by-telling-him-a-standup-joke-about-penises Hallie Pranks Will By Telling Him a Standup Joke About Penises Fri, 12 Apr 2013 13:10:59 -0400 /article/6883582 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6883582/i-think-gum-companies-are-having-trouble-thinking-of-new-flavors I Think Gum Companies Are Having Trouble Thinking of New Flavors Thu, 11 Apr 2013 14:32:24 -0400

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Mona






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College Diseases - Image 1...]]> /article/6881565 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6881565/subway-map-of-your-brain Subway Map of Your Brain Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:14:30 -0400
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Illustrated by Ross Nover

]]> /article/6878659 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6878659/an-open-letter-to-people-who-write-open-letters-on-the-internet An Open Letter to People Who Write Open Letters on the Internet Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:34:55 -0400


Dear People Who Write Open Letters on the Internet,


...]]> /article/6876335 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6876335/the-longer-st-patricks-day-goes-on The Longer St. Patrick's Day Goes On Fri, 08 Mar 2013 17:16:21 -0500

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]]> /article/6870940 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6870940/the-it-department-at-cosmopolitan-magazine The IT Department at Cosmopolitan Magazine Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:31:34 -0500
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