"Your computer will self-destruct in 10 seconds. 9..."
I live in Canada and it's f*cking cold.
May 21st, 2008
Smurf Frat guy: So she was pretty smurfin, right? So then I smurfed her. Right in the smurfin' smurf. Oh maaaaan it was so smurf. So I smurf all up in her smurf, right? And she's all like: " …
Showing her how smart you are with your encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars: "Did you know Darth Vader was voiced by a BLACK GUY?!?"Aggressive athelticism: "BAZAM! Oh man, that was a sick tackle. Di …