Daniel Richard Burgess, born 10 pounds 12 ounces. I was a fat baby. I was also a phat baby. I am not so phat or fat now. I am paying 120,000 dollars for a Catholic college degree. Since it's Catholic I'm guessing Jesus blessed it to add another 500,000 dollars of value so it's worth more than a Harvard degree. I am the winner of competitions such as Mr. Panther, Mr. Assumption College and AC's Got Talent.