Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
That's horribly racist. Not all Italians are in the Mafia.
"Here grandma, I wrote directions on the remote so you'd stop calling me everyday."
You can SEE your cholesterol rising.
Can this please be a new thing at college? I really want to hear girls scream "Beer Boob It!"
The one and only time you'd wish for it to break.
Calm down, it's a rollercoaster not a kamikaze mission.
The link actually sends you to Bin Laden's Friendster account.
Oh Gingerbread man, as fast as you can. As fast as you can!
Martin Luther King of the Fighters '99
"Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.