crock

crock

About Me
never ever let it drink after midnight or he'll turn into a drunk gremlin
Member Since
June 23rd, 2008
Ever wonder if four Catholic school girls can make out at once? (hint: yes.) picture Ever wonder if four Catholic school girls can make out at once? (hint: yes.)
Another Hottest Bartender from Toronto. I'm getting sick of typing that. picture Another Hottest Bartender from Toronto. I'm getting sick of typing that.
I feel the need... the need to sniff other dog's asses. picture I feel the need... the need to sniff other dog's asses.
I don't think they have a road sign for this yet. If they do, someone send a picture in. picture I don't think they have a road sign for this yet. If they do, someone send a picture in.
Out: looking human. In: looking like a pregnant beach ball stick. picture Out: looking human. In: looking like a pregnant beach ball stick.
If she likes that, she'll love being put on a swine's body juggling bleeding porkchops. picture If she likes that, she'll love being put on a swine's body juggling bleeding porkchops.
My favorite thing about halloween in college is that girls can dress as slutty as they want with no reprucssions. picture My favorite thing about halloween in college is that girls can dress as slutty as they want with no reprucssions.
"...... so, we dropped it on a neighbors doorstep with the note." picture "...... so, we dropped it on a neighbors doorstep with the note."
"C'mon Cletus, smile through the overbite." picture "C'mon Cletus, smile through the overbite."
Oh, the humanity! The delicious, delicious humanity. picture Oh, the humanity! The delicious, delicious humanity.
They'll read my poetry, then they'll love me. picture They'll read my poetry, then they'll love me.
I still haven't caught any fish, am I doing something wrong? picture I still haven't caught any fish, am I doing something wrong?
"Still want me to put a little show on for your guests, MOM!" picture "Still want me to put a little show on for your guests, MOM!"
Liked on Monday, July 27th 2009
Welcome to the World video Welcome to the World
Liked on Monday, July 27th 2009
Turtle's Amazing Orgasm video Turtle's Amazing Orgasm
The worst part is he's looking for the guy before him who fell in. picture The worst part is he's looking for the guy before him who fell in.
Oh man throw some cocoa butter on that and it's a done deal. Without the butter it's def a no go. picture Oh man throw some cocoa butter on that and it's a done deal. Without the butter it's def a no go.
"Which law, the drinking age or statutory rape?" picture "Which law, the drinking age or statutory rape?"
Check out that bawdy floral arrangement. It really cheapens the whole atmosphere. picture Check out that bawdy floral arrangement. It really cheapens the whole atmosphere.
This was the worst submission to our snowman picture contest. picture This was the worst submission to our snowman picture contest.