CollegeHumor: Matt Powers http://www.collegehumor.com/user/3474932 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6683065 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6683065/the-7-films-you-will-see-in-your-freshman-film-class The 7 Films You Will See In Your Freshman Film Class Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:26:27 -0500

It may be just the first assignment, but this art house wannabe isn't wasting any time to prove how "deep" he is. His film is shot entirely in black and white, and the actors are all behind a sheet with disconcerting images continuously projected onto it. It's bad when the language suddenly changes to Bulgarian, but it's even worse when there are no subtitles. Every eight seconds or so, the shot cuts quickly to a fly struggling in a spider web. The pretension is almost unbearable, but the lengthy shots of the director laying on a slab of pavement covered only in cold cuts and holding a bible with a hole through it make this vomit-inducing. But you don't vomit, because you know he would just incorporate that into his next film.

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...]]> /article/6319079 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6319079/on-the-stratego-battlefield On the Stratego Battlefield Thu, 21 Oct 2010 10:49:43 -0400 Lieutenant: What do you think of our chances on the battlefield today, sir?

General: We can’t lose, lieutenant. Our flag is securely placed on the very last line.

Lieutenant: But what about the key vantage points and strategic troop formation?

General: Oh I have no idea. But rest assured the flag is well...]]> /article/6281081 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6281081/oregon-trail-senior-road-trip Oregon Trail: Senior Road Trip Tue, 07 Sep 2010 11:09:20 -0400





...]]> /article/6276499 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6276499/math-blaster-rated-m-for-math Math Blaster: Rated "M" For Math Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:55:00 -0400

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1. The Jaded Genius
You know this school you worked so hard to get into? It was this girl's safety school. And she's pissed to be here. In fact, she's still wearing her Princeton sweatshirt she bought in March just so you know that she knows that she's better than you. That's how sure she was that she was going to get in. She will try and transfer as soon as possible, and god help her if she has to stay in this sh*thole longer than a semester.

1. The Jaded Genius
...]]> /article/6265819 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6265819/an-im-conversation-with-my-twelve-year-old-self An IM Conversation With My Twelve Year Old Self Fri, 20 Aug 2010 16:31:31 -0400

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]]> /article/6251486 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6251486/5-rejected-zelda-temples 5 Rejected Zelda Temples Tue, 03 Aug 2010 14:09:03 -0400 1. MC Escher Temple

In an attempt to corner the surrealist art demographic, the game developers used nonsensical perspective and impossible architecture that doesn't follow the laws of physics to construct this Escher inspired level. While the idea was ultimately a failure, it was still better than the proposed Salvador Dali Temple.
...]]> /article/6221629 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6221629/i-think-google-is-trying-to-kill-me I Think Google is Trying to Kill Me Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:48:13 -0400

...]]> /article/6189165 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6189165/what-really-happens-in-the-er What Really Happens in the ER Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:59:27 -0400 The Nurse and Doctor burst through ER doors with patient on a bed.

Nurse: His name is Frank Fitzgerald; he was just hit by a car.

Doctor: Oh my god, it looks like there’s some serious internal bleeding and possibly a collapsed lung. I’m going to scrub up immediately!

Latex Gloves: Sigh…