CollegeHumor: Genevieve http://www.collegehumor.com/user/3491463 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /picture/6310109 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6310109/theres-a-shark-in-our-toilet There's a shark in our toilet Sun, 10 Oct 2010 22:27:35 -0400 /article/5697360 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5697360/r-u-g33k-ch1c R u g33k ch1c? Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:44:44 -0400



For some inexplicable reason, society's outcasts have recently been thrown into the center of attention in a pop culture phenomenon known as'Geek Chic'.  Don't believe me? Look around! Tina Fey's Liz Lemon, Big Bang Theory, the new Star Trek movie?  All are based on the popular appeal of geekdom. Social ineptness is the new ticket to social acceptance- so long as it is in moderation. So where do you fall in the social reject spectrum, my internet friend? Are you geek chic or geek weak?

...]]> /article/5697372 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5697372/an-average-american-apparel-photoshoot An Average American Apparel Photoshoot Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:52:26 -0400

Photographer: Oh, man. What is this? Who is this guy? Who picked this model? I demand to know.p

Assistant: I did, sir.

Photographer: Get out of my sight! Can't you see this model is clearly a man?

Assistant: Yes, sir. I thought we were doing the male clothing line shoot.
...]]> /picture/5465926 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/5465926 Untitled 3 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:16:15 -0400 /article/4025496 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4025496/movies-that-should-have-featured-dinosaurs Movies That Should Have Featured Dinosaurs Tue, 12 May 2009 00:07:59 -0400

Back to the Future



If you had a time machine what would you do with it? Visit the dinosaurs? Yeah, that's right, because that's what you do with a time machine. The Wild West? Really, guys? Nobody has cared about the Wild West since it was Won. Marty could have fallen in love with some prehistoric mammal, threatening the time-space continuum. They could go back to the future by installing a flux capacitor port in the underbelly of an Allosaurus. I really don't care. Just give me some damn dinosaurs.
...]]> /article/4015621 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4015621/a-goldeneye-n64-henchmen-reports-back-to-his-superiors A GoldenEye N64 Henchmen Reports Back to His Superiors Tue, 05 May 2009 19:31:41 -0400 Commander: Lt., what the hell happened out there? I'm getting reports of massive causalities from all units. I thought we were up against just one man!


Lt.: Yes, sir. It was a massacre.


Commander: What's this I'm hearing about an explosion? I wasn't aware Bond had gained access to our explosives.

...]]> /article/4010894 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4010894/rejected-board-game-titles Rejected Board Game Titles Sat, 02 May 2009 20:45:03 -0400



...]]> /article/3968667 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3968667/i-wish-that-i-had-jessies-girl I Wish That I Had Jessie's Girl Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:23:30 -0400 5 Easy Steps to Getting Your Best Friend's Gal


It's happened to everyone. Whether it's true love or simply boredom, you've found yourself lusting after the forbidden fruit of friendships, your buddy's girlfriend. Despite the fact that she's clearly out of his league (and better suited for, well, yours) there's nothing you can do about it, right? Wrong. Now in 5 easily swallowed chunks, how to get what you want and
...]]> /article/3962111 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3962111/grandpasitioning-system GrandPasitioning System Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:37:18 -0400


…Initializing…

…Select voice preference…

You have selected: Grandpa

…Calculating route…

Destination set.

Are you all ready to go?

Ok, check your mirrors.

Good. Ok, are your lights on?

Did you check your mirrors?

Don't sass back at me, young missy. Which one of us once ran the car into a mailbox?

You were not 15, you were 19. Now get on with it.

Now back up slowly… slowly…

Turn on your blinker now. Yes, now. It is not too early.

Ease up on that car in front of you, you're too close.

Yes you are. You're on his tail-end like an oriental on rice.

No, I will not apologize.

Ok, merge onto the freeway in .1 miles.

I don't care if you don't want to.

No, it's not exactly on the way, but you obviously need more practice.

Yes you do.

Alright, speed up a little.

Look behind you, you need to get in front of that semi.

I know you know. Just speed up.

SPEED UP!

I'M NOT YELLING. JUST- DEAR LORD GO FASTER!

STOP SCREAMING, DAMMIT! JUST PICK UP YOUR SPEED...]]> /article/3951526 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3951526/when-moms-discover-twitter When Moms Discover Twitter Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:59:42 -0400



]]> /article/3927068 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3927068/how-to-get-your-girlfriend-to-play-videogames How to get your girlfriend to play videogames Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:02:39 -0500
From a girl who's held a few joysticks in her day



1.    Make the night about her-

Order in some food, cuddle up on the couch, hell, light a few candles. For this to work, she's going to need to think this night revolves around her pleasure. The key to success lies in how you introduce the idea. Say the wrong thing and you'll be shutting down before you even hit the power button. Try to speak her language. I suggest something along the lines of:
...]]> /picture/3864268 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3864268 Untitled 11 Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:11:49 -0500 /picture/3891133 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3891133 Untitled 12 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:09:02 -0500 /picture/3866371 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3866371 Untitled 13 Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:56:45 -0500 /picture/3861794 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3861794 Untitled 14 Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:00:31 -0500 /picture/3861790 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3861790/south-of-the-border South of the Border Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:58:18 -0500 /picture/3860717 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3860717/youre-disgusting-man-go-clean-yourself-up You're disgusting, man. Go clean yourself up. Wed, 21 Jan 2009 01:02:43 -0500 /picture/3860707 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3860707/the-long-lost-art-of-jello-wrestling The Long Lost Art of Jello Wrestling Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:59:22 -0500 /picture/3860702 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3860702/special-skater Special Skater Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:56:54 -0500 /picture/3860701 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3860701/post-apocalyptic-beer-man Post-apocalyptic Beer Man Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:55:54 -0500