Tom Collins

Tom Collins

About Me
My friends call me Collins...
Member Since
January 15th, 2007
Sounds like that husband knows how to party. picture Sounds like that husband knows how to party.
It's especially sad when city workers write their suicide notes. picture It's especially sad when city workers write their suicide notes.
Goes perfect with a braised ewok. picture Goes perfect with a braised ewok.
Facebook: creating friends and destroying careers since '04. picture Facebook: creating friends and destroying careers since '04.
They must watch Super Troopers in the car when they're chilling on the highway with the radar gun. picture They must watch Super Troopers in the car when they're chilling on the highway with the radar gun.
Maybe hit the "Ignore" button every once in a while and not be a friend whore. picture Maybe hit the "Ignore" button every once in a while and not be a friend whore.
Assisted suicide is always a fun felony to explain at job interviews. picture Assisted suicide is always a fun felony to explain at job interviews.
Remember that Far Side comic about the woman with couch camo? Or that scene in Garden State? picture Remember that Far Side comic about the woman with couch camo? Or that scene in Garden State?
In a chip world sour cream and onion are like Israel and Palestine. picture In a chip world sour cream and onion are like Israel and Palestine.
It's a rule, regardless of the situation. picture It's a rule, regardless of the situation.
Too bad Simba's all grown up and has an insatiable thirst for animal flesh. picture Too bad Simba's all grown up and has an insatiable thirst for animal flesh.
And they said Iraq isn't fun! picture And they said Iraq isn't fun!
Mario Kart Safety picture Mario Kart Safety
I know what you're thinking. That blanket looks so goddamn soft and cuddly! picture I know what you're thinking. That blanket looks so goddamn soft and cuddly!
Liked on Thursday, January 31st 2008
Bike Phenom video Bike Phenom
Liked on Friday, March 30th 2007
Creation Science Song video Creation Science Song
"This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system." picture "This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system."
No, don't build the door THERE! picture No, don't build the door THERE!
"Me and a roommate of mine have parking wars. We try to get our passenger door as close to the other guys drivers side door so its a pain in the ass to get into the other guys car. Having no passenger side mirror helps." picture "Me and a roommate of mine have parking wars. We try to get our passenger door as close to the other guys drivers side door so its a pain in the ass to get into the other guys car. Having no passenger side mirror helps."
"Apparently some guy in Edmonton built a bad ass hockey rink in his back yard and converted his mower into a Zamboni." Worth it even if you never play hockey. picture "Apparently some guy in Edmonton built a bad ass hockey rink in his back yard and converted his mower into a Zamboni." Worth it even if you never play hockey.